Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DAY 1: L’ORÉAL “special task” ANTI-FLASHING TASK FORCE

in the form of a disciplinary review,

I wish I could menstruate If I could menstruate..

I’m okay. I’m okay.

I'm hanging up. Don't.

I've got penises on the brain.

and apologize to you in person.

That was one possible explanation

"Button-up collars and muted colors."

Jim's gonna love it.

I think I just got flashed

I don't know. I feel... I drive a lot.

They deserve the right to dress as they please.

Less than three.

I'm spending a fortune on gas and tools.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

More like, aye, aye, General.

I have to know whether you're serious or not.

So, we're good?

Listen, man. I really appreciate

Answer. No, because this is being given priority one.

(CELL PHONE RINGING) Meredith. Slow it up.

They say they've already had three calls.

What... What do you think of role-play?

Okay. New topic.

to date somebody in the office,

You're in here.

to upgrade their security cameras

Even the hot ones aren't really that skinny.

because you did something so nice for me earlier.

Halfsies? No, wholesies.

I wished for Jan to get over me.

written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.

There's a wishing fountain at the mall,