Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is so great, huh?

Like, what does a demerit mean?

That says that you women are up against it.

I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.

"I'm unhappy when I'm with her."

She's totally flat. Shrunken chesticles.

That's because you're a preppy freak, you're the office pariah,

Well, look around. Are women like that?

This is Dwight Schrute. Hey, Dwight. It's Jim.

Prove it. Let's see your penis.

No. The one before that.

Hey, we should have a calendar printed up.

Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning.

Let's face it. Most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're cavemen.

and made a wish.

Okay, buddy. Somebody just walked in.

Prove it Lets see your penis

I don’t even consider myself a part of society

I'd love Phyllis to run her eyes over.

If that’s bribery Then lock me up

Because that would have been the ass-kicking of the year.

As a thank you. Come on. Get in here.

I wouldn't want to be in an office relationship, anyway.

as to why you got that haircut.

I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions.

She might mention an e-mail that I wrote a while back.

Sorry, I’ve got penises on the brain

And it is criminal.

Sorry, I’ve got penises on the brain