Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If that’s animal abuse then lock me up.
What? Shut it. Shut up.
I've been caught several times, and I have paid dearly.
Okay, I'll call the real police.
Or, at least, business associates who get along.
Let's do it.
Do you have a crescent-Allen?
Okay.
I am not being sexist. That's the same thing.
Women can do anything.
JAN: Michael, come over after work tonight, okay?
Look, most relationships have their rough patches.
This is bad.
Slower.
MANY TEXANS ARE COMPETENT DRIVERS
RYAN: What's the occasion?
"or heels exceeding one-quarter inch.
QA To CS Agents... That is a Demerit
that you're uncomfortable with.
I can't believe that these dates have no calories Nobody said they have no calories
The police are on it.
I really appreciate your letting me work
Oh, no.
Kelly, how are things with Ryan?
What's going on?
R-E-S-P-C-T. Find out what it means to me.
If That’s Flashing , Then Lock Me Up
No duh.
Oh. I love it, already.
SLOW IT UP
but that does not put you above the law.
SORRY. I’VE GOT CRAP ON THE BRAIN.
I'm going in.
When my freind says he packin
But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.
No, that's all right. I'm okay. I'm okay.
You know, see if we can catch this pervert.
Yeah. That's smart.
I don't know. I don't know.
Don't leave a...
DWIGHT: The employees of this office are very small and delicate.
He's a homosexual.
Dwight trying to hook up with pam
Yes.
No. We've been dating for six months.
Steamtown Mall.
Hunter, are you on? HUNTER: You got it, Jan.
(TIRE BURSTS) Oh, crap.