Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

First of all, he's good-looking.

Is it just me, or did "subletting my peephole" sound kind of dirty?

Oh, but it was so strange. I mean, I'm standing there...

You know, like, Komisyjkaman is a last name.

And unless you're thinking about subletting my peephole...

We were out of Doritos.

Just because she went to Yale Drama, she thinks she's, like...

But I have a feeling that my being there will do it.

But there's no Gold Man.

- Right. - Good night.

The thing is, is that right now I'm just in a place in my life...

Life-sized Imperial Stormtroopers from Sharper Image?

And you're our age. You're our age.

Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy! I am a big old baddy

All right, let's go shopping.

Fair, shmair. You know?

Gloria Estefan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.

The door's closed! I can't see anything with the door closed!

You know, like, Goldman is a last name. You know, like, Goldman is a last name.

I need juice! People need juice!

Are you one of the retarded cousins?

So you're, like, a zillionaire.

Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff?

Okay, I'm running out of places I can touch him.