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Want to know about my father? My first fucking father?
- What kind of music notes are those? - Laser beams.
Dallas Mavericks trying to reason with Luka Doncic
...this feeling of heaviness.
I close my eyes so I can be with you
Everybody's gotta be so goddamn serious.
I heard the bitch came down on her real hard.
You'll meet my stepmother, Claudia. Trainee witch.
BOY 2: A limousine? No kidding?
Like by way of your witch doctor.
Yes, but who wants diabetes?
- I remember - A lot.
- It's a requiem for Buck Rogers. - Great.
I mean, my pain's as good as anybody else's.
[HONKING]
50,000 people call themselves actors, and maybe 500 are making a living at it.
She's taking out the lint. Oh, that's beautiful. I wish I had a camera.
Oh
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
And they're looking right at me.
He was funny and charming and he made people laugh. That's it.
[MICROPHONE THUDS]
- Waiting for the elevator. FINSECKER: Press the button, Doris.
- I'm sorry. - I feel stupid.
...clean other people's apartments, living on welfare and hope.
Johnson, Leroy?
- It says Raul. - I don't relate to that.
- They wanna represent me. - They're the biggest agents.
Get on with the show!
It's très jolie, Coco, it's très jolie.
Not Dominique...
MONTGOMERY: I thought I was just going through a stage.
- Great! - That's not great...
Okay, you're finished. Stand over there.
I hate your guts. You read, you fucking bitch!
So finally, my analyst leveled with me.
You're not working hard enough, Lisa.
- Have you seen her? - But I've heard.
Pulled tendons, shin splints, swollen toes, smelly tights...
But it's the pelvic thrust
See, I've spent my whole life in military academies.
Happy birthday, dear Sidney
And I need to let you know that I might
...and we were together for two whole days, just like we were sweethearts.
You kiss my ass, Padre.
Oh, Mama.
[WHISTLING]
Look, don't lecture me. All right, Sir Laurence?
A friend of my sister, she tells fortunes and stuff.
- Hi. - Hi.
He'd have to be to be her husband.
...she's dumb enough to get knocked up...
Oh, yeah.
DORIS: A painful memory.
Shut my mouth.
- Freddie? - Freddie Prinze. He's the best.
Next thing you know, I've got a new father.
- Miss Berg wants a tambourine. - Fine.
Are you serious?
Got a special today on fried clams.
- Michael, congratulations. I heard. - Oh, thank you.
I teach English. Now, if that's a foreign language, you're gonna learn it.
...mach... Ma...
I'm 16 years old. I've got to assert myself sometime.
- What's my type? - You know, your type.
- It sometimes annoys me - Bunsky.
Back in the Middle Ages, actors, they didn't even want to bury us.
...or a week or a month, if we're lucky.
Thank you. You play very well.
- On a soap. - Oh.
Don't we?
LISA: Oh, I like your nose ring. - I'm into culture.
He split for Toy Town or Igloo City...
Shit, I mean, he was fucking... He was very gifted.
Last week, 15,000 marched down my block demanding better housing.
No, thank you.
Let your senses remember...
We will remember
Let's do the Time Warp again
...I said, "I make her laugh."
Thank you.
LEROY: You seen Sherwood?
- Oh, yeah? - Did you?
...and he was suicidal, and that he was fucked up.
FINSECKER: Dominique.
- Okay. - It's a good neighborhood.
There are too many other girls who take dance seriously...
...and ask him what he wants to be.
So it's gotta be spectacular, you know?
She needs a doctor! A doctor! Not the goddamn Holy Ghost!
Don't I?
Well, I've been sick.
They're not for me. They're for a friend of mine.
Judy, Judy, Judy. Top of the world, Ma.
I walk down the lane With a happy refrain
I haven't told anyone yet, but I'm gonna take it.
- We're supposed to expose ourselves. - Imagine what Ralph Garci will say.