Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not my age. Nobody's my age. I'm ahead of my time.
I'm through? I don't have to dance anymore?
We don't need nothing for rehearsal. Ready when you are, Mr. Director.
COCO: I tell you, you're a fucking good actress.
...or how many colored tutus you have. If you don't give academic subjects...
- Thanks, Marcus Welby. - I know what I'm talking about.
Hot lunch, hot lunch
If we had the chance to do it all again
Smiles we gave to one another
- You must take... - Flashing images of passion...
- I am Puerto Rican. - Not on your paper you ain't, Garci.
...wash... Wash... Washing...
Listen, I don't mean to alarm you, but if you don't laugh, you'll get cancer.
Did you ever see a baby with a zip gun?
My mom kept saying she was gonna fix it up when she got into a long run.
- Serving lady - She's a serving lady
The dogs carry knives. Right.
...it's a certain quality.
[SIREN WAILING]
- Papa. Papa. - Bruno!
- So don't wear your pink dress. - I'm not going, Mama!
Bonjour. You made it. Come on in.
- No! - Read!
I don't know. I can't find a painful memory.
...but she stays with friends. Sends her per diems home to me and Dr. Golden.
- He could have been a real actor. - He was!
[MUMBLES]
That's good.
Look, I'm not "my dear." You can fuck "my dear."
You know the weirdest thing...
Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
...or the North Pole or wherever the hell he goes.
He said if he can't do it, he sure as shit's gonna stop it.
I'm sorry.
That's not music, Martelli. That's masturbation.
Shut up. Again.
- A hat. - On your feet, Leroy.
- And I'll burn with the fire - Burn
I mean, you don't understand. Listen to me, man.
Next thing you know, you're making them laugh.
She tells me in every letter how sorry she is that we're not together more...
'Cause there may be A cloudy day in sight
- It's not much, but... - Please, come on. That's not necessary.
Oh, Montgomery.
To guide me far
All right, I'm playing O.J. Simpson. I'm in this building.
That lunatic stole my tape.
- Ooh, yeah - Yeah, yeah
He wants me to join his company.
...variation class, makeup, hairstyling and even acting for dancers.
He doesn't go upstairs without filling in his name.
You should have been out there. The audience hated me.
[WHISTLING]
He ain't into conversation until you get to know him.
- And in time - And in time
I had a couple of pieces of business to attend to in the neighborhood.
And Sleeping Beauties...
...Ma... Maytag...
I mean, it's not bad...
I would like to know what my daughter thinks is wrong with my friends.
Memories
Hey, Doris, you wanna go to The Rocky Horror Show tomorrow night?
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
You're not working on it hard enough.
- Jesus Christ! - You are good, Ralph.
I live in the South Bronx, and up there, you got the Harlems of...
Ralph Garci. I think they spelled it wrong on the application.
Happy birthday to you
Okay, you go downstairs, change in the girls' room and wait for him.
BOY 1: Can someone just...? BOY 2: She's cleaning her cleavage.
No! No! No! Give me that!
[YELLS]
And we can all go fucking pray to the asshole God up there...
- It's a joke. It just came out. - Like me.
[VIOLIN PLAYS]
Sorry. That was probably in bad taste, and I didn't really...
How do you like that?
You have to take outside classes in your major field...
Yeah, I don't either. I am a nice guy.
BOY 2: Oh, look at those tits.
Oh, why?
- Don't you want success? - Sure. I don't think our tits are up to it.
BERG: Come in.
Most of those do commercials to pay the rent. The rest wait tables...
Come on, baby, come on. Don't go to school.
Coco? Coco? That's terrific!
And I mean to be a major contributor.
- Doing the Time Warp - One, two.
It's great. What happened to all your furniture? You get ripped off?
MARTELLI: Good night.
Shit.
- What's happening to you? - What's happening to me? Success.
It starts at midnight, so you better check it out with your mom.