Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It said my two chicks were in church.
It's a secret language. It ain't meant for whiteys.
Please, excuse me, if you don't mind. Honey, you don't have to sing for us...
Not that it bothers me. I'm pretty well-adjusted, really.
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
What's the matter? You're acting like some dumb kid.
- It's too low for me. - You're a tenor? You want to start here?
Good.
- Some people like bagels. - Some people don't.
Now, Dominique, she'd be smart.
You can call me Dominique.
Theresa!
Take it easy, Ralph.
...I keep feeling like the whole world's against me.
A sure-as-shit major contributor.
The original Ralph Garci.
Less lip, Monroe! More sweat!
- Have you decided where you're going? - California.
Where'd that come from?
- It closed in Cincinnati. - What's that mean?
- Are you studying? - I catch a class when I can.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS ON TV]
Let the stormy clouds chase Everyone from the place
Fuck you, Leroy! This was my audition, remember? You're not into high school.
The way we were
- I don't know why I'm here. MONTGOMERY: You want be an actress.
We were rehearsing to get me into this school, not you, you fucker! it's not fair!
I started out with tap and stuff.
Hi, I'm Lisa Monroe.
How do you know what people will like? How do they know if they don't hear it?
You just hang in, I guess.
[BELL RINGS]
- I mean to college, the scholarship. - I can't use it.
Do you ever get kind of a sick feeling in your stomach when you dread things?
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love...
...a painful moment when you learned something about yourself that hurt.
Go ahead! Oh, sure, you got music, okay. But for what? For yourself.
I saw that in Bendel's window.
Watch the film.
Baby, belong to me
Whoa! Whoa!
And he's talking to this angel. This angel is a computer. An electronic computer.
Excuse me.
- My stepmother bought it for me. LISA: Really?
Because he didn't think living was such a happy trip, you know?
Pick that up, you son of a bitch!
You're the kind of girl that stands out in a room.
Make believin'
I'm saving you a lot of time and pain by saying it now.
- You will? - Yeah, sure.
- I don't really relate to agents. - Don't blame you at all.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Marlon Brando slurred his words.
- Hey, yo! - Huh?
BOY 1: She's new. I saw her arrive in a limousine.
No lit candles. No throwing food at the screen. Understand?
- And in time - And in time
You're going to play all by yourself?
Oh, baby, be strong for me
Then there was the last time my father packed his bags and left us.
We are the emperors now
Your chances are better if you're black, Puerto Rican or everything, like me.
But I can't be thrown
If it was my fucking head, it would've been all right...
It's like the Mediterranean approach, you know what I mean?
MARTELLI: That was beautiful!
- I don't like reading. it's not my style. - Then try Othello. He's black.
Give me a fucking break, honey!
Yeah.
Let's hear it for her! Come on!
I'll pay my dues on the West Coast.
- That's right. - She does wonderful work.
And then there is sex.
[CHATTING]
There's a couple of series they think I'm right for.
They love that stuff. My tips go up 20 percent, at least.
...get hired because they have white accents?
If I don't have a personality, so what? I'm an actress.
Oh, baby, be strong for me
- I warned you this would happen. - It's your case, man. I don't give a fuck.
- You ever see any of his pictures? - Sure.
[RALPH CHUCKLES]
That's right. My name is Ralph Garci, and I'm a professional asshole.
JANET: I'm going with you.
- God, you live here, Montgomery? - Yeah.
Hey.
- Does that hurt, or is that ethnic? BERG: Music, please, Mrs. Snell.
I dropped a little incense like I always do, just to unwind a little bit.
Out here on my own
- Give me a Y! - Y!
I close my eyes so I can be with you
Macaroni and baloney Tuna fish, our favorite dish
That was... That was a joke. That was supposed to be a joke.
Homosexual.
Oh, mamacita!
...I've been offered this place with the San Francisco Ballet.
Listen, Coco, I'm doing this picture down in the south of France, you know?
Replacement theory? What do you mean, replacement theory?
This is a dance class, Lisa, not the Charles Atlas plan.
I found this note.
But I brought a doctor's note.
[PIANO PLAYS]
- Bruno Martelli? - He's across the hall.