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So is 1984, Huckleberry Finn, Great Expectations. You heard of those?
The Silbermans know some very important people.
[MAN YELLING]
Oh.
I hate drinking. I'm doing this for my future. For our future.
...as well as dance history, supported adagio...
Oh, listen. Your nice white blouse is ironed.
Did I spent $7000 on equipment for a ghost?
Where I come from it don't pay to read and speak white.
Yeah, my father taught me. I'm not supposed to talk about him right now.
I want bravos in Stuttgart and Leningrad...
Especially during my act.
...depends on how much we contributed to the earthly brilliance of this world.
I felt naked when people looked at me before. But they weren't looking at me...
I was wondering if...
- Do you think you're talented? - You swine! You coward! You cad!
- Yesterday. - You got a special delivery?
Thou art not a Montagoo... Montagazz... Who knows?
See if you can catch yourself in the very act of doing or saying something.
It's a great pleasure to introduce a young man who's funny and loud.
- Give me a C! - C!
I don't care what they think.
It's like the...
- You ever thought of doing real music? - This is my music.
- That's plenty! - That's not enough! Not for you!
Some. I have all of my friends here tonight. From P.A. graduating class.
This is a classroom, Mr. Johnson. You're going to be here for four years...
[SINGING] Happy birthday to you
- What's your name, honey? FINSECKER: Finsecker.
Yeah. Well...
...to waste time and space on someone who isn't dedicated.
[HUMMING "THE WAY WE WERE"]
- To schizophrenia! - Abso-fucking-lutely!
Or you could wear your pink dress with the ribbons.
Know something else about Freddie? Freddie didn't even want to be Freddie.
...and he killed himself.
Look, Leroy, I told you, if you don't have tights, you don't dance. Now go!
All right. ls your mother really Marsha MacNeil, the actress?
BOY: I'm scared.
MAN 1: Hey, later on. MAN 2: All right. All right!
I'm a good dancer. Better than good.
LEROY: See y'all later.
- I've tried every diet in the whole world. - Really? Me too.
That was beautiful.
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYS]
Happy birthday to you
- Why do you want to go to school here? - Because Freddie went here.
Where you going, Leroy? He's in and I'm out, right?
- She's just a bitch. - She hates me.
We have a special button for a special young lady.
Hi. You got a problem?
Little-bitty ones with nips like raisins?
- Hope you get it. - Hey, good luck.
Kind of a depressed feeling.
- Yeah, but they're all... - What?
Now take your thumb...
- You make him happy, you know that? - We're a hot team, you know.
Don't think talent's enough to get you through.
[MAN YELLING]
He's just helping me out with my dancing. But it's me who's auditioning.
Yeah
When I'm down and feelin' blue
Shit.
[YELLING]
Anyway, you've been taking too much.
[SINGING] Sometimes I wonder
Sense the floor against your bodies.
I mean, we'll miss you.
I don't wanna be the best.
Oh
[CROWD LAUGHING]
MORALES: She's frightened.
...and Paris.
[DISHES RATTLING]
By the way...
So there you are. I'm not such a dog as I think I am.
DORIS: I don't want to talk about it. - I'll call you Doris, like always.
Where I've been
Anyway, I went home.
- What about me? Don't I get a career? - A career? I'll give you a career.
TEACHER: Last year, we worked on simple observations.
- The guy wants me back. - You're kidding!
Finally it comes, so I get in. Okay, and there's people all around.
- What costume designs? - Nothing fancy, just sequins and stuff.
No, no, no. Say it. Go ahead. Say it!
[PIANO PLAYS]
I should pay you.
It was just kid stuff. Flying carpets and dragons.
...Jimmie Walker...
SubRip: HighCode
- Give me an O! - O!
Two years ago. I'm Doris Fin...
And bring your knees in tight
Hey, it's Raul. Where's my two chicks, huh?
- Hi. - How do you do?
I can read.
The next group of musicians can go to the fifth floor now, please.
He's beating me and coming down on me...
A pie in the face comes with the job. That's what my mom says. She knows.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
FINSECKER: Dominique Finsecker? - No. Dominique Dupont.
We can't have happy people walking on this planet.
That sounds great.
Not that I mind doing the corps de ballet bullshit.
And there was this guy on the TV.
And then a step to the right
- Right. - Use your own experience.
...and the Swan.
And shine me home