Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I do.
Sorry.
[CHATTERING]
HILARY: You might show a little more sympathy, dear.
Maybe even the best in the school.
Help me through
Ah, oui. Like me.
You laughed.
- God, I've been at it since I was 4. HILARY: Me too.
...never being happy...
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
TEACHER: Does all this make you realize anything about yourself?
Just singin' and dancin' In the rain
Where's the sweat, Lisa? You're not even trying.
- One man is not an orchestra. - Who needs orchestras?
No, you fucking bitch!
- You make him hotter. You know? - Sure.
Take your things to the third floor. Give your forms to the senior there.
Ralph, you're not supposed to kiss yet.
- It might relax you. - It's all right. I have a lot on my mind.
[JANET GASPS]
- Then gargle. - I'm going out to dinner!
With my money, we can get a place. We can get married maybe.
You don't remember?
- Monroe, Lisa. - Yes?
BRUNO: Talk about Shorofsky.
Okay. if you want to sing, go ahead. Then we'll look at your acting.
- Yeah, this is it here. - You live here?
You mustn't misunderstand about my mother. She's really a lovely person.
- Why are you here, Mr. Johnson? - Because I's young and single...
- I told you, I done it and I forgot it. - My hearing's fine.
- Am I early? - Don't be silly. Let me take your coat.
Maybe I die undiscovered, and my ghost gets the Grammy.
Relax.
Oh, yeah.
I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel.
He's quite bad. In the hospital, anyway.
- What? - Could you take your blouse off?
That was nice. Really.
- I forgot. What's your name? - Doris Finsecker.
I celebrate the me yet to come
...just like a regular business manager.
What the fuck you want me to do, asking me to read all the fucking time?
No fighting. Stay in line, please.
Sounds great. I think I like her.
It's very important to have friends.
All right.
We'd like to welcome everyone to The Rocky Horror Picture Show...
- I had a different girlfriend every day. - I got music.
...it's fantastic! It's like electricity.
I mean, do I hear it anymore? Does your mama hear it?
We could split a special, with anchovies, maybe.
- What school's he from? - He ain't into school.
[DOOR SQUEAKS]
Oh, now turn around, please.
Thank you.
- Well, you'll never be a Mikhail, Lisa. - I can't fail, Miss Berg.
Acting is the hardest profession in the world.
It's your homework that's missing. And these pages are unintelligible.
Hi, Daddy.
Okay.
Took her top off, played with her bongos.
[FOOTSTEPS ECHOING]
- I didn't like L.A. too much. - It sucks out there.
But it's still small change.
I love fucking acting!
- We're gonna take a break. - Ah, yeah.
DORIS: I think you're a very nice guy.
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
Nice, Neisha.
"Gay" used to mean such a happy kind of word once.
You need a show all to yourself.
- I toast to my own reunion - My own reunion
That really was painful.
Would you like to set up your equipment, Mr. Martelli?
But when I'm down and feelin' blue
...but my father played some of the most beautiful symphonies...
- ...and then you'll have everything else. - What's everything else?
- I didn't know she lived in New York. - She doesn't. Officially, she does...
For your first acting exercise this year, I want you...
- Saxophones. - Anything else?
...who stays out all night.
Louder, please.
RALPH: I never knew it would be like this, Doris.
The rest is up to you.
For that risin' star
Ay, caramba!
I'll have $20,000 a week, a hit TV series, my face on TV Guide!
MAN OVER TV: You ever notice black news reporters...
He didn't say the most painful. He just said painful.
If again "it was not well cut," he'd answer, I spake not true:
Or the first time my mother flew to L.A. and didn't come back for six weeks.
Biology, chemistry, algebra, English, French, physics, history, et cetera.
Yeah, all right. Do you want me to sign my picture?
BOY 1: I don't know about her tits. BOY 3: What? What kind of tits?
Get out of my seat!
Pocketful of Quaaludes.
Yeah, tell him.
It beats watching Laverne & Shirley.
You should've thought of it four years ago.
Don't pay her no mind, no
Good for all the bunch, yeah
Those things are steady. People always get married and grow up.
Or has time rewritten every line?
Could you take your top off, please?
- She's 5 fucking years old! - Please keep your voice down.
Maybe even a ballet created especially for me.
- So, you like art movies, huh, Coco? - Antonioni and those people? Sure.
- How come? - William Morris has got big plans for me.