Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Jean-Luc Godard? Ever hear of that guy? - French?
- Where's his application? - He doesn't have one.
- I speak like I likes. - This is my room. You'll speak as I like.
Relax and breathe.
They keep out all the rats.
- You can't refuse her an audition. - She's not supposed to sing her audition.
I wouldn't wanna miss a party, but every time I go to one...
- MacNeil, Montgomery. - Here.
She's got a one-a-day lunch
Fuck it. If I can't dance, I'll change to the drama department.
Yeah, friends are important. You know, I, uh...
It's true.
...to re-create a difficult memory...
Johnny Carson.
- And I'll serenade Venus - And I'll serenade Venus
So could you.
...Gabe Kaplan, Freddie Prinze. Maybe this next young man might...
Somebody die or something?
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Elton John's mom has got six mink coats.
I don't know who I am, and I never will if I don't assert myself.
- One more time! - Rocky!
- I should have gotten that spare fixed. ALL: Asshole!
Yeah. Well, here I go, off into the sunset.
...of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
...the junkies and the winos...
DORIS: How was Hollywood?
Okey-dokey. That's my best friend.
And what I'm trying to say Isn't really new
God works in a casa de steam, you know. It's a steam bath, right?
You're gonna tell everybody that?
A Chorus Line, right?
[BABY CRYING]
[CHUCKLING]
What are you wearing, Leroy?
Except they told me the same thing at 12 and 14.
- Are you kidding? - No, I'm not kidding.
That is so great! I mean, Hollywood, that's like...
What you doing? Whoa! Damn, man.
...with your eyes open, homework done, pencils sharpened...
Why?
...and the shitheads and the people who beat up...
He said that Freddie Prinze put a gun to his head...
So is she in or is she out?
You're doing this for some image, for Freddie because he did it.
On my own
[SINGING] Lost in what I overheard
Dr. Golden explains it real well.
Is she all right?
Miss Seriously, let me tear flypaper, huh?
- You're bringing me fucking down! - I'm sorry!
You always laughed at him because he was very fucking talented.
He ain't no special shit.
...maybe you'd like to do a screen test for me.
I was going home, and...
- And in time, and in time - And in time, and in time
DORIS: You were wonderful. RALPH: No.
English horns.
It was the most wonderful time I ever had.
Better isn't good enough.
Maybe! Look, did I build you a studio in the basement for a ghost?
...and hurl you to the ground and make mad, passionate love.
Let me see, you fuckers.
- You're seriously really good. - Jesus.
Look at you! You got so big! Where is Mom? Is she home?
Who wants to go to a fucking school to learn to dance, anyway?
You know, it was an accident, man.
Oh, no
BRUNO: Oh, okay. Sure.
See if your actions and reactions fall into patterns and what those patterns are.
- We will all be stars - We will all be stars
Terrific! Go ahead, surprise us. Give him your book.
DORIS: Hey!
Why don't you get off my fucking case?
[PIANO PLAYS]
And he was talking about Freddie.
Doris, we're in!
She's a beautiful kid. She's 5 fucking years old.
And:
I'd have left it home if it wasn't so goddamn boring in here.
Leroy?
Watch your plié, Coco.
ALL: What's white and sells hamburgers?
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Why don't you try the dance department?
- ...and Ralph Garci. - Sure. Good old days.
- And I'm ready for love - For love
[RINGS]
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
I'm so nervous.
- There's nothing wrong with you. - I know. That's what's wrong with me.
[SIGHS]
- Really? What's he say? - Hi.
You can't learn to read, you can't learn to dance.
- Where do you want this at? BRUNO: Far corner.
- He would. - All by himself?
MAN: Tonight is Monday night. Did anybody know it was Monday night?
How do you know?
That's a hard thing to hear, and it's not pleasant to say, but it's the truth.
[TRAIN HONKING]
BOY: I worry maybe people aren't gonna like me when I go to a party.
- Good night, Bruno. - Night. Take it easy.
He... He said that...
When I'm reminded of you
- And in time, and in time - And in time
LISA: Miss Berg, you wanted to see me? - Come and sit down, Lisa.
[WHISTLING]
A kind of a...
No. It's okay. Really.
Lose it!
I'm enjoying myself.
Look at it, they like it! Bruno, they like it! Bruno!