Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport?

Well I'll have a new dream! Three kids and no money

You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one.

Because it's harder to raise them and the added expense.

No, that's all right.

You know how, when you're walking down the street...

It's a Relaxi-Taxi!

Do we pay for this?

No "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"?

Baby Franklin #3 Due March 2022

Same thing happened to me.

...or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring?

I'm only allowed one piece of carry-on.

-What was that? -I just put my fist through another wall.

-Is that the heartbeat? -That's it.

...because his super-fertile sister's having three babies.

MY COWORKERS AND I AFTER THE BOSS HAS A POWER TRIP

Did you say you love her?

-Are you sure? -No.

There's not much chance you did hear that.

And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn.

You're in college?

She doesn't know who she wants. Me or this "Colin" guy.

How was your flight?

Did you ever asked you dad that?

-Let's enjoy" -Don't do the accent. It really bums me out.

-What's that? -Treeger's snaking the shower drain.