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- Lar? - What's shaking?
I'll have a decaf.
- I sleep on a big pile of clothes. - It's just disgusting.
Here you go, Room 818.
Thanks for the ride.
$35 to change this tire for me, right now.
ever, with anyone.
I'm not quiet, you're reading.
- I was reading it to you. - You didn't say you were canceling it.
so he can get a nice blowjob.
I got to go call Jason Alexander.
That's not so.
because some bald-headed turd is shooting at them.
Look what's happening with your wife.
For the show?
You rotten bastard
He thinks I don't know this shit. What did he tell you, what did he say?
I got to go change my clothes.
You know, that's it.
My God. You would not believe this article.
He can't even face me, that fat fuck.
You know who I am? Okay.
One second, Mom. Drop them down there.
I've got three kids in there scared to death...
I don't mind it if they actually catch you doing something illegal, but not on camera.
- Yeah, I owe you big. - I need to take you up on it.
He defiled me!
I'm just curious.
- Hello? - Jay?
I feel like it's, like...
if we could do it in Santa Monica.
Are you thinking about sex?
My problem is...
It's kind of kinky.
I was going to tell you when you got home.
- Wrestling's fixed. - What do you mean?
Wouldn't you love that?
No, sir, we were playing Cowboys and Indians.
- Good, you? - Good. Listen.
Then he suggested one, and I thought it was too close to him...