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I didn't go to my office yet...
- You are an ass man. - I am not.
Your dad's that wrestler, isn't he?
It's a red station wagon, it's in front, you can't miss it.
- You have an ass man. - What are you saying?
Then he calls me a bald turd.
This isn't a meeting about the project it's a meeting about having a meeting.
Honest, it's not awkward, I'm very comfortable.
You and Jason worked things out?
You completely, completely misinterpreted that.
He is such a slimy, spineless creature that he sends you to do his dirty work.
You could drive around the world, we still haven't had a meeting!
because if you do, I will break it off, and shove it up your sphincter.
at the Staples Center, it could be him.
It goes through, in front of your other tire. Your back tire.
After that article, how could I not?
Yeah, the driving you got done good.
I'm going to.
- Dude, you're gonna bust your bumper. - What?
Yeah, I was just being nice. I was being nice and chummy.
Why did you just throw them in the trunk on top of a dirty old tire?
Remember earlier today you said that you owed me one?
and you stored it in your memory.
You like that old car. You know the back seat faces out.
and they have these photos now.
He tells them he's going to give them parts...
She'll eat me alive.
We attempted to have the meeting, but it was aborted.
It says "14 THOR" on the license plate.
- Right now. - Yeah.
You got a lot going on in there.
I got some openings in the afternoon, and we'll kick it around for an hour.
Did he tell you I kicked him out? Yeah, his male ego, his stupid male...
Stuff that you don't want her to repeat.
and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal.
It's not really big, it's a good size.
- He violates me, Larry. He defiles me. - I don't want to know.
Just grab my stuff.