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Dad, please don't make a big deal out of this.
Okay, I'll see you at school, Nick.
That's my bad, Your Honor. A squirrel passed away in my trunk.
And your mom only gave me a hand job while I wept.
so I don't have to ride around in your stank-ass car anymore, Rodney.
Honestly, every other man in my life has, like, abandoned me,
[Lola] Oh, snap, a daddy-daughter dance?
Well, I hate that that's gonna be stuck in my head now.
♪ Force a smile and play it cool ♪
[dance music plays]
They're round and soft,
standing in front of her mother's parole officer,
You know, the famous post-9/11 boy band?
♪ What I'm saying is it sucks ♪
♪ And you're the baby-daddy baby Of Bros 4 Life, yeah ♪
♪ Gotta shove it in my gullet 'Cause I just can't wait ♪
-Well, look at you. -Here.
Great. It's this weekend at the Fountain of Life Church.
but you guys, you came back.
Elliot has something he'd like to tell you.
Well, then, pop quiz, hotshot. What's my favorite color?
I guess I can only say, "Vinyasireebob."
♪ Dads ♪
-Ooh. -[Maury] Yes.
it was, like, the moment my life actually started.
OMG, you guys.
♪ Your Honor, it sucks hard ♪
♪ It's a Hot Pocket party, babe I never wanna leave ♪
and spend your time with a polite boy
♪ Her name was Cookie Skumpy She was passionate and wild ♪
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