Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Making myself comfortable, 'cause I'm not going anywhere.

I mean, bad timing with that crow flying in front of her face.

So you stick your fat little piggy in there

Yeah, asshole, this torture device is crushing my ample hog.

[gasps] This calls for a feast.

♪ All you one-dad chumps Can kiss their six sweet nads ♪

♪ That girl got dads ♪

serving up that hot, cheesy justice.

Yep. And ready for an absolute slay?

But this will be fun.

♪ Can't nobody stop us ♪

♪ Rip that steamy little morsel From its paper plate ♪

In the case of Ugfuglio Skumpy v. Hot Pockets,

-Oh, Jesus Christ. -[device unlocks]

[Maury] Here, use these pliers.

so we can sell it.

Organized religion is built around subjugating women.

so why doesn't that include me?

♪ And a kindly loser Desperate to be my dad ♪

Well, I don't like Kirk Cameron over here dragging you into this church nonsense.

All right, everybody, God's boyfriend has an announcement now.

♪ And exactly nine months later She gave birth to a child ♪

[chuckles] Wow. I bet someone mixed them together

William Wallace MacGregor, welcome home, son.

♪ Until you open the door to your heart ♪

I already graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.

[gags] Fuck! My fucking mouth!

My pubies are back.

is like commonplace AF, hunty.

would be the understatement of the century.

Hey, Richard, congratulations on marrying your daughter.

Well, when you put it like that,