Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

they'll rub together any gooey parts they got

I don't know, Lols.

♪ It was Cookie In a counterfeit housekeeper suit ♪

It's been six-and-a-half days since I've feasted upon her essence.

It's really her.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Foreman-Greenwald. I've heard a lot about you.

Ho, ho, the cave of wonders. Shall we snoop?

Noted. Miss Skumpy, your life sounds very lonely.

Get the fuck out of our house.

Why would anyone want that?

I love you, Dad.

♪ I'm a champion, I'm a goddess ♪

You wanna put on a pair of high heels and step on me, Daddy?

But our daughters aren't helpless objects

Ooh, maybe loosen it up, you know, like a pickle jar?

♪ With voices on TV ♪

♪ Like a sad Macaulay Culkin ♪

This is the best night

Time for all the dads in the house to take the purity pledge.

[grunting rhythmically]

We'll use the money to set you up in a very nice assisted-living community.

♪ Chicken and cheddar ♪

um, I love you more than the sun loves the sky.

My father's not moving into assisted living.

Wiping it off…

♪ But I'll be standing In your hallway, Lola ♪

The Hot Pocket, my friends, was simply too hot.

♪ Fetuses should be allowed to drive ♪

-Ooh. -Ew, Dad!

[pop music continues]

♪ She got dads ♪

And you need to move out

[chuckles] Aw, Dad, you're… you're my favorite comedian.

To say the roof of my mouth was sloughing off in sheets

-What do I do, Maury? -I think you just gotta do your time, bud.

Ooh, you're a really strong hugger, sweetie.

I already graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.

I mean, clearly, I should try on