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and say, "I have three dads. I do not need you anymore."
You're gonna dump me in some morgue just because your wife says so.
-What? -What do you mean?
Oh my God. What have I done?
Oh, my weenus can finally breathe.
♪ Compared to mine Your lives must be totally sad ♪
-♪ I'm fucking Lola ♪ -♪ She's fucking Lola ♪
Whoa, I did not see that no-hands cartwheel coming.
AKA my pubes, died
♪ Girl, your mom was the bomb ♪
Father, are you okay?
[sighs] At least I went for the lump sum.
♪ Bow down before your queen ♪
Your most loyal subject.
♪ Hit those high notes, baby, yeah ♪
Yeah, and pointless. You can't stop kids from fucking.
♪ Didn't use no condom ♪
ordered by moi.
♪ The microwave's a-rockin' ♪
'Cause I'm not rotting away in some old folks home.
I love having all three of you as my dad.
Well, maybe there's a toolbox somewhere in this godforsaken shithole.
[screams]
♪ I got dads, dads, dads ♪
♪ And the only one Who ever got with us all three ♪
-[cries] -Missy, wait.
♪ 'Cause I'm fucking Lola ♪
-Oh, for realsie-ba-deelsies? -Of course.
You're the hottest daughter here by far, Lola, and I've really been looking.
-Whoop, whoop! -Sacred vows.
Well, thanks for the ride home, Princess Pussy-whipped.
♪ Gimme pepperoni ♪
♪ Fill the deafening silence ♪
-Feces style. -Again?
which happens to be on my peenie.