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♪ But your mom was there For a quick affair ♪
♪ Checking in on me ♪
Shut up, shut up, shut up about Mom's vagina!
Oh, Lola, I feel like I just got my car detailed.
Let's.
You have to help because you got us into this mess.
We knew your mom back in the day.
Yes, my lady. We have returned.
-I wasn't finished, Diane. -Oh.
Do it, Dad. Make him.
Hey, shitting boy, I'm supposed to fetch you.
There's gonna be someone there that I'd like you to meet.
Now go fetch the shitting boy and get the fuck outta my house.
Aye, home sweet home.
Anthropologically, it has done so much harm in the world.
Oh.
in the same cup and was like… [gurgles]
And my nuts, Maury, they've taken the top bunk.
♪ Coming outta my ass ♪
But let the record show that Rodney's car absolutely stunk.
Okay, Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends.
I'm not, like, a… What is it? Like, a mover or whatever they're called.
Lola.
Oh, I love it when you call yourself Big Papa.
We only did it in the butt, Christian-style.
Oh my God, I love that your music has a message.
And thank American God your mom didn't abort you.
Double doors.
'cause Big Papa Cyrus can get pretty darn tough.
Nah, nah, I came to say I'm sorry. You deserve better.
You want me to get up, you're gonna have to make me.
[sighs] I'm so psyched your dad's coming to the dance.
No kidding. I almost feel bad for them.
That's me.
♪ Girl, we got with your mom ♪
to relinquish control of your schwang to somebody else.
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