Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know we're having a blast,
I can't even eat my favorite meal, Diane's vagina.
It's actually a very charming and relatable story.
-What? -Oh, okay.
-And, honey, I was the salutatorian. -[knocking on door]
Oh, just like in our song.
♪ Just a-shittin' out pops Like a soda machine ♪
Pay attention. Jesus, Rodney.
Dad fucking decked him, and then Grandpa got up and cleaned the house.
♪ Mom's postcards Show a life of grand adventure ♪
[laughing]
Piety? Abstinence? He is a bad influence.
-[laughing] -Oh man, what a day.
my friend's dad's genital torture device, right?
I said your wife's a bitch.
Because we're not your real dads, stupid. We just wanted your money.
Well, I have no dad,
[gasps] Holy molten cheese bites. I'm gonna be a bazillionaire.
♪ So many dads ♪
A jubilant feast.
Diane is God.
I think if I just kind of fold it… [grunts]
♪ Secretly wants to bone me ♪
asking him to be her chosen father figure.
Her parole officer, Rodney, rushed me to the mouth hospital.
♪ Gonna snack away All my stress and strife ♪
Ooh, Jessi, you and your dad should come.
No. In this family, we use our hearts, not our fists.
Do what now?
Ew, Rodney, what are you doing here?
Yeah, it was gonna pay for Bros 4 Life's big comeback.
when she must look her mother's parole officer in the eye
I'm very scared of God.
I don't know if any of these hunks is your real dad.
The dads take this vow, or whatever, to protect their daughters' virtue.
Uh, just grow a vagina and eat your own pussy, Elliot.
Oh, contented sigh.
♪ I'm every orphan's wildest dream ♪
that we need to protect from their own sexuality.