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Dad.
Your Majesty, Sir Rodney only wants the best for you.
We'll eat pizza and shake our booties.
just like you, you doughy little short-stack fuck.
An old-age home? Fuck you!
[breathes deeply]
♪ Gave me a family of four ♪
Heavy sigh
TF
I'm saying, I'm just a girl,
♪ Girl, your mom was the bomb ♪
where were your parents when this horrible injury occurred?
♪ I need savory sludge in a prefab crust ♪
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
♪ It's a Hot Pocket-- ♪
-Us too, sweetie. -Yeah.
Holy shit. Dad, you punched Grandpa.
♪ I got nobody ♪
Christianity's about good works and community.
Wait. Don't go. Please.
As you wish.
What did you just say?
Mama, what's "fucking"?
♪ By the time we got to San Jose She was grindin' on my junk ♪
Excuse me, Elliot, that's not how we make decisions in this house.
There's a lot of improvised toilets to sort through.
But if I'm being honest, all I really feel is amazing
Who in the world are you three?
♪ When me and the gang Get together for a celebration ♪
And we just knew you had to be Cookie Skumpy's daughter.
Well, not a box exactly.
Yeah, and I was castrated in high school so I could…
Let's just go home already, okay? You've made your stupid point.
♪ Take an Uber-X to school ♪
♪ Lolapalooza tonight ♪