Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and my mom is both a groupie and a workaholic,
[sighs]
♪ Ooh, girl ♪
-Wait, hold on, what? -I've abandoned him once.
They're just promising God their daughters won't have S-E-X.
♪ And our love was just part of the con ♪
You what?
♪ 'Cause there's only one way To quell my party lust ♪
His name is Elijah.
♪ Girl, we got with your mom ♪
Yeah, he's like a million years old. You might actually be able to take him.
Dearest daughter, on this day, in front of God,
♪ 'Cause she was hot and fun ♪
[chorus] ♪ Who's the chick voiced by a man? ♪
-I do solemnly swear… -What? No, no, no, no.
That's not it, Elliot. Tell them what we discussed.
Uh, it was bullshit. I couldn't have gotten your mom pregnant.
Life has been oh so lonely
What about that yarn that you spun through song?
Yes. What I'd like to say is,
That's not true.
Well, I guess if you wanna serve the community
Your car deserves to smell better. Beat it.
♪ They never stick around Just to shoot the breeze ♪
-You did what? -It was awesome.
Absorbing, deciding, completing emotional arc.
[cameras clicking]
[enchanting music plays]
But now I've got dads-a-plenty.
We are…
Yeah, I know.
I've never even gone two days before. Not when I had strep throat.
What are you saying, Lols?
What is a "Peenie Prison"?
Sorry, not funny.
-♪ She won't ask to be forgiven ♪ -Huh-uh.
My submissive dick absolutely lives for that shit.