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♪ That old dad-less loser Lola Is a thing of the past ♪
Oh, hey, Missy. How many dads do you have?
♪ She's fucking Lola ♪
I have three. Get ready to be brutally upstaged by yours truly.
He's staying here with us, permanently.
Clementine. Not orange, but clementine.
Maybe if your dick wasn't locked up, you'd be able to satisfy your wife.
[bell tolls]
Oh, sugar, I left my moving gloves in my closet.
We already bought queen-size bunk beds for the loft.
Pausing for dramatic effect.
And I really want you to meet Elijah. Please?
Actually, downward-facing Dad,
I do, but--
or find themselves in the same airport bathroom,
And I've made a decision.
♪ To kill the rumors I was gay ♪
It's kinda fishy that these strange individuals
♪ So many more dads than you ♪
♪ Hot party, Hot Pocket party ♪
Thank you. Now be quiet.
No, I'm changing in ways that aren't like you.
-♪ Had money, fans, and fame ♪ -♪ Whoa ♪
Rodney, no lamenting in the hallway.
Well, Lols, I ran a background check on Bros 4 Life and--
who will never pressure you into having sex,
Well, I feel up to speed.
♪ Hear it hum and sing ♪
judging…
How could you fuck us over like this?