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They're capable of making their own choices.
Get a good grip on the Peenie Prison and twist.
Not only is one of them my dad, as far as I'm concerned, they all are.
Arriving, scanning,
Wait, what? Like, how?
-♪ I'm fucking Lola ♪ -♪ So fucking Lola ♪
Yeah, I was wondering if you could unlock your husband's Peenie Prison,
I'm sorry, what was that?
Oh! I felt that one in my guts.
♪ We used the pull-out method, baby ♪
♪ We'll have a Hot Pocket party ♪
♪ So what we're trying to tell ya is ♪
What do we do now, my chosen daughter?
And not just any feast.
It says the size is "Virginia Slim," but you're more of a "Minnesota Meatball."
-[knocking on door] -Whoever could that be?
because you spit on the carpet, you scream in your sleep,
You really scrambled my eggs, Willy boy.
♪ Being me ♪
I happen to agree with Diane. Always.
[Lola sighs] Heavy sigh.
The hell you are.
-♪ And she pinned me on the floor ♪ -♪ Oh ♪
But you know how your mother and I feel about organized religion.
-[panting] -Holy Joe Paternity.