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♪ We were hot young bros Doin' sold-out shows ♪
Go ahead. Say, "I told you so." Lord knows I would.
-[pop music plays] -♪ Bros 4 Life! ♪
More swindlers to re-break my already very much broken heart?
Would you care to sing about it?
♪ I'm the breakout star of the show ♪
Dad.
-♪ Philly steak ♪ -♪ Ham and cheese ♪
♪ So fucking Lola ♪
I punched my father in the face.
Father, this weekend, the boys and I are gonna help you clean out your house,
Uh, if you gentlemen will excuse me, I've got a bathroom emergency.
Dad, what's wrong with your hand?
♪ She snuck on the tour bus in L.A. Stowed away inside my bunk ♪
Actually, Missy, there is a kind of abstinence component.
…in Hot Pockets instead. Yay.
It's a Bluetooth-enabled device I wear sometimes
Though his leather jacket is fake, his heart is true.
My whole life I've wondered who my dad could be.
Hey, Lols. I heard about what happened.
we'd still be super psyched to be your dads.
"Fountain of Life Church"?
♪ Me and my ♪
showed up right after the news said you're gonna be rich. You know?
Well, if it, like, pleases the court… [chuckles]
♪ And I'm certain every dude I know ♪
[sighs]
Well, okay. I mean, if you say so.
-Not that hot. -Overruled.
So, you're really gonna dump your old man into a death camp?
Oh no, the Peenie Prison's engaged.
But sigh.
Ow! Fuck. It's really on there.
Oh, and why is this sudden panic making me hard?
…to protect your virginity.
till everyone feels fantastic.
[Scottish accent] I won't do it again.
But I thought we were a family.
My bad, Lols.