Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And we're not even mad at you for beheading us in the village square.

Not when I was on a business trip in Seattle.

Rodney, sashay away.

You want me to get up? You're gonna have to make me.

I know my way around your closet, Dr. Birch. Allow me.

Also, everyone else's dad-to-daughter ratio

♪ Oh, in my life ♪

Yeah, just for a second.

♪ When your dad finishes ♪

Very impressive, young man.

Objection. They're supposed to be hot. It's right in the name.

Oh, I'd recognize her signature Bumpit anywhere.

but it feels like you just keep changing in ways that aren't like you.

[chuckles] Oh God, Andrew, I can hear your dick's pulse from a mile away.

Pancakes, eh? That's a girlie breakfast.

What? No, it's just a dance.

Oh, this is a new low.

Nicky, would you be a dear and grab them?

♪ Well, we don't need loser friends Or fancy decorations ♪

[weeping] I've heard enough.

-Um, Mrs. Birch? -What, Andrew? What the fuck do you want?

Yeah, that's new. He's been working on that.

Have you, uh, thought about putting some money aside for college?

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

Oh, it sounds like a boy. A mother knows.

♪ Our manager was a bit concerned I was coming off a little fey ♪

Fuck your prissy heart.

♪ I'm just crassly, brashly Unabashedly me ♪

♪ Hoobastanking 'round the country Happy and free ♪

because goddamn it, it's time to eat.

I flew home every 48 hours to dine upon Diane.

and lock it away so you can't get hard.

♪ Just probate clerks Ex-cons and parolees ♪

but we're here tonight for a very special reason.

♪ It was a summertime tour some years ago At the tip top of our game ♪

Mom, are you serious?