Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- working from home. - Oh, my God, your hand.

Butcher, hold on a second.

I-I was never here, by the way.

- Happy birthday, Homelander. - Hey, thank you.

Baby, I'm sorry.

All right? We were in Nicaragua,

Excuse me, Mr. Powder. I'm your number one fan.

I'd shake your hand, but, uh, well, you know.

- What the fuck is he wearing? - Yeah!

they discovered their gifts quite early,

I'm broken and can never be fixed.

a state-of-the-art interactive learning experience.

Goddamn the pusher man, am I right?

Mason, please get down from there.

to celebrate my dear friend and mentor Homelander.

If done tastefully.

- No... - How can they ever be children again?

What the hell happened?

- The show is the truth, motherfucker.

- How could you have seen this? - I don't know.

You want me to read it again?

You couldn't care less about your African roots.

about all the ways that I can contribute around here.

Truly, there is no God here.

Somebody at Vought dropped the ball.

But it don't change what you are.

Things are good.

Have you met my new development exec?

- You do? - Mm-hmm.

After the PR hole you dug for yourself this past year,

No fireball if your hands don't touch, oui?

I even had LJ redesign the suit.

Hello, love. A bit early, isn't it?

Why do people destroy their gods?

if "Dakota" Bob Singer gets elected president,

a toxic personality, Deep.

Step one, oppress the citizens and confiscate their firearms.

Looks like you're back on the "Sweet As I Wanna Be" tour.

Uh, no, I mean, it was just some guy

You're right. I'm sorry.

And I almost did the same thing to her.

No, she could head-pop everybody in the office, me included.

Well, you called three times in the last three minutes.

Are you having me followed?

Is there anything in particular

It kind of helps me when I don't sleep so good.

That is very hot right now.

Hey, um, can we just have one minute, please?

You and your dad can build it together.

The Church of the Collective

I'd say you're lucky we're putting on this farce at all.

along with my cocaptain Starlight,

Yeah, it's the soundcheck

Did I do something wrong?

Can you, uh... can you show me the rest of the place?

celebrating my... my dear friend and mentor Homelander.