Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, there's one obvious alternative.

- Leave her out of this. - Don't you burp me, don't you change me

I’ve gained 45 pounds in a week.

That top model is na Jin wook , is it?

confusing Charlie again just...

Just get some help.

I told you, you should've gone before we left the North Pole.

Do you think by next year I'll be big enough to drive the sleigh all by myself?

It’s sooo cold! Merry f’n Christmas (f’n = freezing people, freezing!)

- Quintin, good to meet ya. - Hello, Santa.

First day in my new classroom Me: Kid, whose in charge here? Kid:You are!

Don't worry. We're the good guys.

And, uh, not over any oceans, Scott.

- Oh, big surprise. What do you think? - It's just nice to hear it from him.

Well, I-I don't know, Scott. Y-You're as healthy as a horse.

I like him a lo... Yeah, sure, I like him. You know, there...

- Where's the boy? - He's in the sleigh.

Plain milk’s fine

- Hey, buddy, we need some help. - Hold you in

I think it's safe to say you're taking this Tik Tok thing to an unhealthy level I think it's safe to say you're taking this Tik Tok thing to an unhealthy level.

Well, all he said was that Santa was more like a feeling.

It means, eh, "came a big noise."

At least we know we still got x-videos we did

Take your coat off. You're stickin' around, aren't ya?

- Where did you hear that? - From Neal.

I'm just gonna call the police. I'll carry this stuff up there. Let them deal with it, okay?

Chip calls and reality changes...

You’re getting a Big Y gift card. Merry Christmas.

It's okay, Laura.

Um, you know, you don't have to send anybody... Oh, my gosh, wait!

I'm thirsty and hungry too.

We're your worst nightmare.

I didn't say that.

No, but let’s not open up that wound!

Goodnight Charlie

Okay, now hold out your hand, all right?

- Yeah, well, look at my hair. It's turnin' grey. - Oh, it's middle age, buddy.

yes he would DOOFUS! ugh

Oh, Charlie! Oh, merry Christmas, honey!

Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retainin' water.

There's nothin' in the bag.

This has been our best year ever thanks to Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly.

I did say that, didn't I?

Eyes front, Mary Catherine.

At least we know we still got x-videos... we did

We don't say elves. They're little people.

I taking out trash. Thank You, Carmen.

Sign here, please.

Ah, Christmas at the pound.

Fireplaces will no longer be a problem.

Well, we made good time. Now what do we do?

So, in a way, I'm like Santa Claus.

Buono Natale. Pelz-Nicole.

I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked.

When Chip calls, reality changes...

You are. And I'm not a kid. I've pointy shoes that are older than you.

- What are you talkin' about? Everybody likes Denny's. - Where those treetops

Well isn’t that a pretty picture Santa rolling down the block behind Derrick Henry

there is nothing left...

It's nothin', Bernard. I'm just saying goodbye to Charlie.

And I think there's some sort of time continuum that breaks down once Santa's in his sleigh.

He’s not a doctor. He’s a psychiatrist

Believes himself to be Santa Claus.

You know, more like a state of mind than a person.

And remember, he'll probably be dressed like Santa Claus.

So, remember, kids, there is nothing more painful than third degree burns.

It's an American institution

- I brought you some cocoa. - No, thanks.

Total Tank TV spot.

It really is you.

Plain milk's fine. Okay.

You believed in me when nobody else did.

"and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus...

I'm in big trouble.

It's portrait of St Nick aka Santa Claus.

What are you talking about? Everybody likes Dennys