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You are. And I'm not a kid. I've pointy shoes that are older than you.
Ah, Christmas at the pound.
When Chip calls, reality changes...
Well, there's one obvious alternative.
It’s sooo cold! Merry f’n Christmas (f’n = freezing people, freezing!)
- Quintin, good to meet ya. - Hello, Santa.
This has been our best year ever thanks to Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly.
That top model is na Jin wook , is it?
- Leave her out of this. - Don't you burp me, don't you change me
- What are you talkin' about? Everybody likes Denny's. - Where those treetops
It's okay, Laura.
So, remember, kids, there is nothing more painful than third degree burns.
Freeze!
Total Tank TV spot.
- Oh, big surprise. What do you think? - It's just nice to hear it from him.
Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retainin' water.
And, uh, not over any oceans, Scott.
and Neal.
You like??
BABBO NATALE
yes he would DOOFUS! ugh
Okay, now hold out your hand, all right?
I'm just gonna call the police. I'll carry this stuff up there. Let them deal with it, okay?
...
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We don't say elves. They're little people.
Neal, relax.
- Where did you hear that? - From Neal.
- Where's the boy? - He's in the sleigh.
You believed in me when nobody else did.
And remember, he'll probably be dressed like Santa Claus.
You know, more like a state of mind than a person.
First day in my new classroom Me: Kid, whose in charge here? Kid:You are!
You’re getting a Big Y gift card. Merry Christmas.
Arjuna Abadi?
What are you talking about? Everybody likes Dennys
Well isn’t that a pretty picture Santa rolling down the block behind Derrick Henry
Well, I-I don't know, Scott. Y-You're as healthy as a horse.
- I brought you some cocoa. - No, thanks.
I told you, you should've gone before we left the North Pole.
Eyes front, Mary Catherine.
Chip calls and reality changes...
No, but let’s not open up that wound!
Bernard!
Goodnight Charlie
Um, you know, you don't have to send anybody... Oh, my gosh, wait!
"and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus...
So, in a way, I'm like Santa Claus.
I did say that, didn't I?
Do you think by next year I'll be big enough to drive the sleigh all by myself?
- Yeah, well, look at my hair. It's turnin' grey. - Oh, it's middle age, buddy.
Plain milk's fine. Okay.
Believes himself to be Santa Claus.
confusing Charlie again just...
I taking out trash. Thank You, Carmen.
Take your coat off. You're stickin' around, aren't ya?
He’s not a doctor. He’s a psychiatrist
It's an American institution
It means, eh, "came a big noise."
I think it's safe to say you're taking this Tik Tok thing to an unhealthy level I think it's safe to say you're taking this Tik Tok thing to an unhealthy level.
Don't worry. We're the good guys.
And I think there's some sort of time continuum that breaks down once Santa's in his sleigh.
there is nothing left...
It really is you.
We're your worst nightmare.
I didn't say that.
I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked.
Fireplaces will no longer be a problem.
Plain milk’s fine
It's nothin', Bernard. I'm just saying goodbye to Charlie.
Just get some help.
Buono Natale. Pelz-Nicole.
Topo Gigio.
Well, all he said was that Santa was more like a feeling.
Oh, Charlie! Oh, merry Christmas, honey!
I'm thirsty and hungry too.
HELP ME!
At least we know we still got x-videos... we did
Sign here, please.
I’ve gained 45 pounds in a week.
Where'd he go?
I'm in big trouble.
At least we know we still got x-videos we did
Well, we made good time. Now what do we do?
It's portrait of St Nick aka Santa Claus.
There's nothin' in the bag.
I like him a lo... Yeah, sure, I like him. You know, there...
Dad!
- Hey, buddy, we need some help. - Hold you in