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- You better not pout I'm tellin' you why - Come on, Dancer. Come on, Prancer.
Well, if that's how you feel, Charlie.
"the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied,
Drive safe. Thanks very much.
Look, I am not Santa Claus! Ahh!
I want some ballet slippers.
I think it's safe to say you're taking this Santa thing to an unhealthy level.
Okay, Calvin. Maybe a couple of hours in the tank will change your mind.
It's okay. I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
i want spider-man spread eagle! i want spider-man on my bed! i want spider-man on my bed by tomorrow! i want spider-man crinkling his big feet at the camera!
You know, y-you should s-see a doctor, a shrink, a dietician, anything.
- Calvin. - You don't believe in Santa, do ya?
Oh, my God.
Here are your pyjamas. I'll be right back.
You ever see a million dollars?
May I speak please. I am in charge here.
SO, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
Nice Teeth
And that's when I stopped believing.
BUT IF SANTA'S SO FAT, HOW DID HE GET DOWN THE CHIMNEYS?
- Scott Calvin and Susan Perry! - MAN: Yeah!
Ridiculous or not, Scott, for Charlie, this isn't some dream.
No. You gotta put the suit on first.
You like osso buco charlie?
Egg whites are fine...
Hey, does this look like home to you guys?
And I am just about this close to taking all those presents back up the chimney with me.
Just like me.
Not my fault
Honey, I'm sure Charlie's fine.
- To town - But I have to go to the bathroom.
Yuletide Legends Frozen Hearts
You should see all the neat toys.
Not just because of them. There's school.
- I'll just take the next train. - Dad, come on!
Nice teeth
Give me my money! Give me my money! Gggggiveeeeee me my mmmmmoneyyyyyy! Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what?
And, uh, a little slice of cheesecake. Uh, creme brulee...
That's right, because Charlie thinks that this whole thing actually happened.
You were just denying your inner child.
You're fatter this year.
Microphone's in here. It connects you directly to Judy.
And I want you to come and see Charlie as often as you can.
That is exactly why you want a high-quality fire extinguisher right in the kitchen.
I'm terrific! I'm helping the elves build a new sleigh.
You know , she's in love with Korean boy as her boyfriend ?
- Hold on now. - Wait a minute. Wait, I'm not done.
They're like the bears at the North Pole, Dad.
So when you put on the suit, you fell subject to the Santa Clause.
Thejoy that comes with Christmas cheer
pending a hearing after the first of the year.
Santa?
What about the reindeer? These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?
Oh, this thing. You never know where it's been.
Uh, I, I, I don’t have a menu
What? Something’s wrong with the scale! (SCREAMS) (ELEVATOR DINGS)
with silver specks on their cheeks?
Right, Dad?
It was a dream. Come on!
- Go down the chimney. - Down the chimney?
Pretty cool, huh?
How do you get in without a fireplace?
- We don't drink coffee. - Then I guess the break is over!
Oh, no, uh, your pulse is great. I...
We’re getting Disney Plus now. Merry Christmas.
Lookin' good, Dad.
Honey, you go wait in the car for a minute, okay? I'll be right there.
- Scott Calvin. - Follow me.
Oh!
Sometimes boxer shorts. You know.
- Why's that? - I'm talking to an elf.
Charlie, I already told ya. We did not go to the North Pole.
Okay, now, we've got Santa. He's up in the North Pole.
Oh, yeah. This from the guy responsible for the Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly.
HE'S SMART. HE'S A DOCTOR. HE'S NOT A DOCTOR. HE'S A PSYCHIATRIST.
WITH OUT YOU CHARLIE? YOU COULDNUNT
Well, time to deploy E.L.F.S. (BELL TOLLING)
Look, my back's killin' me. Have you ever tried to shove a sea kayak down a chimney?
- Whoa! - He's naked somewhere.
Last night, Dad and me went with the flying reindeer.
Mary! She's falling down while flying at the Banks' house!
you miss me already? I've been gone, what- 10 minutes
I'm picking up my daughter from school , you wouldn't believe she texted me a message .
- Okay! - Come on. It's Christmas morning.
- You'll know. - What if I don't want to do this?
We did......
The love that comes with Christmas day
Kind of like Neal. And who gave you permission to tell Charlie there's no Santa Claus?
How can one man in one night...
Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells All seem to sing throw cares away
- It is the earth - What's that?
a ho ho ho oh ho ho yeah only love can set you free oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah hey a ya ya ya oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah hey a ya ya ya ya hey a ya ya ya ya ya oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah only love can set you free oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah hey a ya ya ya ya
There’s no such thing as a “Joey.”
Look, i-if it bothers you, you can dye it, and you should diet!
I promise I'll take real good care of it.
Good night, Charlie.
- I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know?
- Oh, Charlie. I missed you, honey. - Mom, I'm fine. It's okay.
Ice cold molk
Okay. Okay.
I miss you too much.
- How come you don't have a beard? - Because I shaved!
This is nice.
- That's ridiculous. I didn't put on the suit just to... - Try to understand this!
#platedforfourgetsinteresting
Go hand in hand Calling in the town
- I think it's the North Pole. - The stars that dot