Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Go down the chimney. - Down the chimney?
- Calvin. - You don't believe in Santa, do ya?
HE'S SMART. HE'S A DOCTOR. HE'S NOT A DOCTOR. HE'S A PSYCHIATRIST.
Ridiculous or not, Scott, for Charlie, this isn't some dream.
Well, if that's how you feel, Charlie.
- Scott Calvin. - Follow me.
Okay, now, we've got Santa. He's up in the North Pole.
We did......
"the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied,
Oh, my God.
- Oh, Charlie. I missed you, honey. - Mom, I'm fine. It's okay.
Not my fault
Kind of like Neal. And who gave you permission to tell Charlie there's no Santa Claus?
Last night, Dad and me went with the flying reindeer.
It was a dream. Come on!
Lookin' good, Dad.
Honey, you go wait in the car for a minute, okay? I'll be right there.
That is exactly why you want a high-quality fire extinguisher right in the kitchen.
You know , she's in love with Korean boy as her boyfriend ?
- That's ridiculous. I didn't put on the suit just to... - Try to understand this!
with silver specks on their cheeks?
Oh, no, uh, your pulse is great. I...
You were just denying your inner child.
- It is the earth - What's that?
Not just because of them. There's school.
Hey, does this look like home to you guys?
Santa?
- We don't drink coffee. - Then I guess the break is over!
They're like the bears at the North Pole, Dad.
I'm picking up my daughter from school , you wouldn't believe she texted me a message .
- Hold on now. - Wait a minute. Wait, I'm not done.
Look, I am not Santa Claus! Ahh!
Here are your pyjamas. I'll be right back.
Right, Dad?
And I am just about this close to taking all those presents back up the chimney with me.
And I want you to come and see Charlie as often as you can.
And that's when I stopped believing.
Ice cold molk
Microphone's in here. It connects you directly to Judy.
Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells All seem to sing throw cares away
SO, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
What about the reindeer? These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?
Give me my money! Give me my money! Gggggiveeeeee me my mmmmmoneyyyyyy! Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what?
- You'll know. - What if I don't want to do this?
Just like me.
#platedforfourgetsinteresting
pending a hearing after the first of the year.
Look, my back's killin' me. Have you ever tried to shove a sea kayak down a chimney?
No. You gotta put the suit on first.
May I speak please. I am in charge here.
You know, y-you should s-see a doctor, a shrink, a dietician, anything.
- I think it's the North Pole. - The stars that dot
It's okay. I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
a ho ho ho oh ho ho yeah only love can set you free oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah hey a ya ya ya oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah hey a ya ya ya ya hey a ya ya ya ya ya oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah only love can set you free oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah hey a ya ya ya ya
How can one man in one night...
I miss you too much.
You ever see a million dollars?
Okay, Calvin. Maybe a couple of hours in the tank will change your mind.
Thejoy that comes with Christmas cheer
Good night, Charlie.
How do you get in without a fireplace?
You like osso buco charlie?
- Why's that? - I'm talking to an elf.
WITH OUT YOU CHARLIE? YOU COULDNUNT
I promise I'll take real good care of it.
We’re getting Disney Plus now. Merry Christmas.
i want spider-man spread eagle! i want spider-man on my bed! i want spider-man on my bed by tomorrow! i want spider-man crinkling his big feet at the camera!
I'm terrific! I'm helping the elves build a new sleigh.
This is nice.
Honey, I'm sure Charlie's fine.
Charlie, I already told ya. We did not go to the North Pole.
Sometimes boxer shorts. You know.
That's right, because Charlie thinks that this whole thing actually happened.
Yuletide Legends Frozen Hearts
You should see all the neat toys.
Nice teeth
I think it's safe to say you're taking this Santa thing to an unhealthy level.
- You better not pout I'm tellin' you why - Come on, Dancer. Come on, Prancer.
I want some ballet slippers.
Look, i-if it bothers you, you can dye it, and you should diet!
Nice Teeth
Oh, this thing. You never know where it's been.
- I'll just take the next train. - Dad, come on!
- Whoa! - He's naked somewhere.
And, uh, a little slice of cheesecake. Uh, creme brulee...
You're fatter this year.
Go hand in hand Calling in the town
Oh, yeah. This from the guy responsible for the Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly.
BUT IF SANTA'S SO FAT, HOW DID HE GET DOWN THE CHIMNEYS?
Uh, I, I, I don’t have a menu
Mary! She's falling down while flying at the Banks' house!
- I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know?
So when you put on the suit, you fell subject to the Santa Clause.
- How come you don't have a beard? - Because I shaved!
- Okay! - Come on. It's Christmas morning.
The love that comes with Christmas day
Okay. Okay.
- To town - But I have to go to the bathroom.
Egg whites are fine...
Drive safe. Thanks very much.
There’s no such thing as a “Joey.”
you miss me already? I've been gone, what- 10 minutes
Oh!
Pretty cool, huh?