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- You're not supposed to be here. - Don't make me beat you up, Neal.
You have got to be kidding! Come on!
How do you know that? How? You don't have any proof.
- be nice with han seo yeon . - I will .
Stung by a bee Connor? It was a big bee...
Fat boy??
Ooh, it's cold.
Charlie, look at the clouds over here. Aren't they pret...
Democrats
Well, Neil’s head comes to a point.
And they're... They all... They all believe in me. They're countin' on me, Charlie. And I...
Plain jizz is fine
- You! You! Take that! Come on! Come on! - Stay away from the truck.
COFFEE. DECAF.
In all seriousness, um, here at B&R Toys,
healthy as a horse yeah clydesdale
Untie me! I mean it!
Denny's. It's always open!
Look. Look over there. There's a canoe. Aha, it's true.
- Now, hop out of there, please. - I don't wanna go.
- Don't touch anything! - It's great!
But what do I do if I fall off a roof?
Come on. Let's go save Jess.
Thank you.
When you just read a book and a magazine
- Really? - But I don't finish all the milk.
No thank you, Judy
You were three?
You smell like cookies. And you smell like wet diapers
Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic.
Oh, wait. Don't go yet. I have something for you. I...
Bradley, you’re wrong
It happens. And with that body, you should be thankful you have hair.
Over here, Steve! I'm open!
Merry, merry, merry merry Christmas
Great.
God. Your... Your weight.
- Lies soft and still - Hey, buddy!
It's just a little thing. The elves.
... with its own built-in turkey timer.
I can't. That thing's empty.
Now I've got the suit on. How am I supposed to know what to leave?
Hmm.
Come on, listen. There's... There's a lot of kids out there.
if you got ill, heaven forbid. your doctor would be a college graduate. or say if you got sued for selling a faulty car, the lawyer who defended you would've gone to college too.
I thinki it's safe to say you've taken this thing to an unhealthy level
I need a routine So gimme all your lovin'
Excuse me, Comet.
Can I see you outside a minute?
You know you're Scott Calvin. So let's make this simple.
Thanks for a great night at the North Pole
Oh, come on, Laura. Don't you remember when you stopped believing in Santa Claus?
He's a fake! Stop those children! Where the fuck are you going now? Where the fuck are you going?
You mean I can go?
Wait a minute! No way! No way Santa's goin' anywhere without his sleigh.
Are you having a heart attack? I know CPR.
Charlie, I thought I told you to stay in the sleigh.
.
- I'm fine, Mom. - Are you okay? Look at me.
Did not. And he's not Santa.
Riley Ford
- Merry Christmas. - See you next year.
Compact disc!
- Yeah, but you're never around, are you, Scott? - Oh, oh, please.
- These kids lined up all by themselves. - Scott,
- You know, where they make all the toys? - Gee, thanks for...
a gift.
Hold on.
- I'm not comin' back here on Thanksgiving. - I'll ship the list to your house.
I READ HIM A BOOK.
Leave her out of this, don’t you burp me don’t you change me. Why do you guys always have to fight
What?
All right. Mornin', fellas.
Mm-hmm!
Plain milk's fine.
now, would you, Santa?
But what happens if i fall off the roof!?
What? Something's wrong with the scale.
- Can you hear me? - Though the night seems long and dark
No, stupid, the elves do!
Even if there was, d-didn't you notice there's no chimney?
Some big chemical fire. All my clothes, poof, gone.