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- Oh, boy. - That's not what I mean, Dad.
I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked! Ha!
Please. Go ahead, Dr Miller.
Great... Oh, ho, Scott. Nice P.J.s. Very festive.
Every year at Christmas
When you go back to college And haven't lost the Freshman 15
Anyway, I'll try to get to my house as soon as I can.
Chicken is fine
So, let me get this straight, Santa.
"in perpetuity until such time that wearer becomes unable to do so...
Sweetheart. Oh, God. Come here. Come here.
It’s sooo cold that Merry f’n Christmas (freezing people, freezing!)
- Come on, Dad! - Charlie, wait up!
Well, he was.
Huh?
- Judy. - Santa.
Weird! Ow!
And you should see him Walk on water
- Early? - Yes.
We've got to talk about this Santa Claus thing.
- Name? - Sinter Klas.
Burn a turkey?
There are a lot of kids that believe in you. You can't let them down.
Hey Matt!
- Yeah, I read the card. - Then you're the new Santa.
Oo-oo-ooh!
Come here and give me a hug.
I'm Bernard. Nice to meet ya, Santa.
Look, I am not Santa Claus! McDonald’s instead of Wendy’s! Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs on NBC 30! Planet 51 on NBC 30! Grilled cheese with Natalie! Hangman is terrible! Ah!
That's a good idea. You don't want kids runnin' around usin' their imaginations.
Let's hear it for 'em! Come on!
It's my Christmas present for you. It's the, um... It's the custody papers.
Did you leave the gifts I made under the tree?
You couldn’t
I think it's safe to say you're taking this Juggalo thing to an unhealthy level
with that body, you should be thankful you have hair.
Just like that!
I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked! Ha!
I love you, Santa Claus.
Charlie, would you listen to me? Stay up there!
This is great. A Santa costume.
Concerned about what?
I love you too, Mom.
You gotta watch the suit too. This is so old. It's an antique, you know.
Settle down.
Bad Ass
- Santa? - Scott Calvin.
Santa Flis
'Cause what you got is oh, so sweet
Name? Ill tell you
There aren't that many presents over there.
I say, name. You say, Scott Calvin.
Oh, Neal.
Huh?
You mean, when I grow up, if I wanna be Santa Claus,
- Did you have a good time? - Great time! The best!
What did it feel like dad? It felt like America’s Most Wanted 4x4
- How could I have done this without you, Charlie? - You couldn't.
The cocoa comes out nice and hot.
What goodbye? Charlie, you still got the glass ball, right?
- You, sir! Hey! - You can see a magic light
- Make sure you do. - I will.
Mornin', sport. We're done, Comet. Ho-ho-ho.
You gave me a wonderful gift, Charlie. Listen, a wonderful gift.
Well, I hope you're happy, Comet.
It was a big bee(r)
Ding dong ding
- Bye, Mom! - Scott.
This is something I really want you to do for me, sport.
He's an imposter! Stop those children! He's a fake! He's a fake! Stop those children! Stop those children! Come here! I can't! Stop those children! Mary! Mary!
- See you at Christmas. - Charlie, don't... Ah.
SHE'S SUCKING US INTO HER DELUSIONS
Look, I am not Santa Claus! McDonald’s instead of Wendy’s. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs on NBC 30! Planet 51 on NBC 30! Grilled cheese with Natalie! Ahh!
How does Santa visit those people?
We're getting the Disney Channel now. Merry Christmas.
I have a crush on Maya Kathleen Delosrios And I have not confessed it in a long time
We'll cordon off a three-block radius around Dr Miller's house.
Well, Neil's head comes to a point.
- Let's get over here and check your pulse. - All right.
Merry, merry, merry merry Christmas
Charlie, come on down from there. Charlie, get down from there! Charlie, come on down from there. Charlie, get down from there!
- Let's go! - Go!
I don't like total tank! I like sleigh hee hee hee
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Well, how do I look? Nice?
One bee(r), Ned It was a big bee(r)
than a boy believing or not believing in Santa Claus.
- Where is he? - Well, he could be in his room,