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Well I haven’t
Come on, get up!
Yeah, right.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Uh...
Armand Asante
It's all okay. I told the judge everything...
- Watch your head. - Santa, are you all right? - Santa?
"I hope the guy that lives here is a TAILOR!"
Hold it a minute. Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
If you don't get your act together, Scott, so help me...
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Is this okay, Dad? No, it's not okay! It's not okay! Is this okay, Dad? No, it's not okay! It's not okay!
Dad! You gotta see this!
- Okay, Dad. - All right.
You were right about the sweater, okay?
And did you go to the North Pole?
Shouldn't have had that doughnut. Oh!
OKAY, CALVIN. MAYBE A COUPLE OF HOURS IN THE TANK WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND.
- Hi, Mom. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Scott? Can I have a minute?
How come everything I want to do is stupid?
Horns Antlers
The fireplace kind of appears, and he goes through it like this.
- But if Santa's so fat, how did he get down the chimneys? - He sucks it in like Grandpa.
Here. I don't wanna talk about this any more.
Watch those steps. They're real slippery.
You really are...
- So... - Well...
My husband when my Advent Calendar, Hogwarts Express, and Dino Bundle all come in at the same time.
I don't know. It seems kind of babyish to believe in that kind of stuff.
After the holidays
You like osso buco, Shaynie? They’re closed.
How I’ve felt for the last 2 months...
It's got 10,000 parts, and even if you do get it together, it breaks ten minutes later.
Charlie. Charlie! Stay away from those things.
What?
And one of those home-made cookies, the warm chocolate chip. No nuts.
- Santa Claus is coming - Whoa! We can't stop.
$600 is fine.
Yeah. Great. Stay there.
Popo Gigio
They're reindeer. You don't know where they've been.
. .
santa
- Of a white Christmas - All right. Denny's.
Just my opinion. Can't they look a little younger...
- Here you go, sir. - Thanks. Return to your homes!
Dr Miller?
I'm sorry to do this in light of the holiday season,
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Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
I don't care what Neal's doing. Where's Charlie?
Plain milk is fine
Whoa!
Is this the most current photo you have?
Anything to drink? - How about a chunk of medium cheddar cheese
and, um, hot fudge sundae, extra hot fudge.
- When the snow - Hey, hey!
The trouble is, Neal and your mom, they don't believe in Santa because they were real naughty.
Not my fault
- I'm the dolly... - Why do you guys always have to fight?
That's how he feels, Neal. Come on. Nice sweater, buddy.
When your students try to come up with Convincing excuses
- Why doesn't he come in? - 'Cause, Daddy, he says you'll just end up saying something snotty.
...and to all a good night."
I want some ballet slippers
'Ey!
in order to make Charlie like you.
"A Rose Suchak ladder"?
did make us.
Hey, did we make this?
Come here a minute.
- But, Dad... - No buts, Charlie.
Plain milk’s fine…
I hope the guy that lives here is a tailor!
- And... out pops the cookie. - Gimme all your lovin'
It felt like America's Most Wanted.
Spend the day with me, Larry B.
He knows if you've been bad or good
You don't have to worry about the Santa Claus thing any more.
- Merry Christmas. - Bye, Dad. Thanks for a great night at the North Pole.
looked for women.
Staff meetings in Akron
Look at me from the side, do I look different to you ?
$600 is fine.
Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells one seems to hear words of good cheer
- Sure there is. You said you believed in Santa, right? - I did? I do.
And if I blow my top
We won't be long.
- Can I get you a drink? - No, I don't want a drink.
Go Charlie go
Wow. Really?
I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas
Well he was
Santa's rollin' down the block in a panzer.
Veronica, very nice.
And now with song we fill the night
That’s the North Pole??!
- Will you pick me up tomorrow? - Of course.
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All right, he said that. He said that it was the best Christmas he ever had.
- What, Charlie? - There! A clatter!
My partner: when my Advent Calendar, HP Advent, and Dino Bundle arrive all on the same day.
You killed Him! Did not!
Incoming!
Nice sweater!
Charlie, do you know how to call 911? Sure. 911.
Go to sleep.
You look distressed.
Boy, I love hearing you say that.