Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not for you toilet boy! Toilet boy?!
- Where'd you get them? - I don't know.
Here.
Santa, are you okay? Over. Over.
You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.
There aren’t that many comments over there.
he doesn't know how to process a crime scene.
- S. C? - Yeah, Santa Claus.
Not as good as my wife's, but let's not open up that wound.
Okay, look. So, what? You put on a little weight.
You miss me already? I've been gone, what? Ten minutes.
Don't ever try this without elf supervision.
Not everyone celebrates Christmas.
Ah, ho, ho.
Dad! Check out Santa's sleigh.
- Huh? - You said you were lactose intolerant.
On the side.
by either accident or design."
So I can't be selfish either.
- Anything to drink? - Ice-cold marg.
- Hello? - Mom. - Oh, Charlie. Oh, my God.
Whoa.
- That was a dream. - You're in denial, Dad.
Back to work. Thanks.
Not over any oceans, Scott!
I’ll have chocolate milk please. We’re out.
Charlie. Honey, listen. You're confused.
Oh God ?
I never in my wildest... Well, no, okay, maybe my wildest...
We're not kids, and we're not visiting.
Well, wait, sport. Sport. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I ran real late today. You wouldn't believe the traffic out here.
- It'll be okay, kids. - Let him go! Let Santa go!
Look at the elaborate measures he's taken.
Except "Mystery Date."
- Yeah, turkey's funny that way. - Dad!
Every social worker ever...
Come on, Dad! Come on!
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
- I don't like eggnog. - We're out.
- Just like the ones I used to know - It's always open. - I don't wanna eat here.
I've gained 45 pounds in a week!
I'm an elf.
I've gained 45 pounds in a weekend
I'm in big trouble. Mm-hmm.
That's not surprising. Most grown-ups can't believe in magic.
I think if we're gonna destroy our son's illusions, I should be a part of it.
I... I see it, but I don't believe it.
- Anything else? - Yeah.
Oh, would Santa really beat someone up?
And rummy tum-tums
What I can't believe is that he would go behind our backs all this time,
www? grok or gronk? ts is resource question gng
Charlie, what are you doing? I thought I told you to stay in the sleigh.
- Coffee. Decaf. - Mm-hmm.
Dad!
Can I get you anything? The kitchen's always open.
So, uh, if we go straight on this road, and we hit I-94...
Hey, you know what. I got somethin' for you.
- Where are all the grown-ups? - This is so cool.
- Dad, you gotta see this place. - You leave tomorrow morning.
Second place is fine
Charlie, would you like to introduce your, um...
Not my fault
There's no chimney here. Can you hear me? No chimney, all right?
How about a stiff drink?
I've gained 45 pounds in a week.
- I'm tired of this small talk. - Hmm.
I'll explain it to you later.
I don't know what's happening to you.
I say name You say, Scott Coleman
In the silence of the night
But, Dad... No buts, Charlie. But, Dad... No buts, Charlie.
- It's light, yet durable. - And you can wear the jumpsuit under your coat and pants.
I love you, Dad.
- Sure. - I made something for them at the workshop.
I've gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what's happenin' to me?
Ah, one of Santa's little helpers.
How does five bucks Sound to ya?
I wanna be with you, Dad.
Santa Claus! (PULL HIS BEARD OUT, MARY GASPS, KIDS SCREAMING) Poppins - hooray!
To drive the winter's cold away
Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention?
What do you say we start out with cold glasses...
Uh, Hollywood Wives.
I’ve got homeowners’ insurance… And a good attorney!
- Packages? - Yeah, there's quite a few of them.
"Out by Paul's room there's a Rose Suchak ladder."
It's just I never thought you would stoop to changing your physical appearance...
Wonderful.
This is our perpetrator.
My wienie whistle.
Is this okay, Dad? No, it's not okay! It's not okay!
Plain floor's fine
I’ve got homeowners’ insurance… And a good attorney!
You know, I must say, you look pretty good for your age.
I was three, and it was an Oscar Meyer wienie whistle.
- Bye, Charlie. - Bye, Neal.
Do you remember those?
- What? - When can I get outta here?
Huh? Well, nuts. I...
We're talking sunup? You're here?
On we will sing, dawn with a hymn Angel will come to every home
If Charlie spending time with you is the best thing for him.
I..I see it but I don't believe it!
- You never do what I wanna do! - Would you please be quiet for a minute so I can figure this out?