Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It just... sort of grows out of them.
Okay, okay, so maybe I'm having second thoughts, kind of. I just...
- Just like the poem. - Just like the poem?
Once I figure out who ya are, I'll... I'll give you a lift back to the mall.
I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked. Ha!
YouTube
Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.
Elves with attitude.
What?
He's not a doctor He's a psychiatrist
We're a family.
- You S. C? - Scott Calvin, that's me.
- Hey! - He's my ex-husband, and he's already up the chimney.
Thanks for a great night at the North Pole
Nothing. It's just... I had this really strange dream.
I've gained 45 pounds in a week!
It's, um... Well, it's...
- Have you ever seen a reindeer fly? - Yes.
And, you know Neal. Well, he sat him down and...
Ho!
"I hope the guy that lives here is a TAILOR!"
They're supposed to look funny. They're elves.
How it be after the holidays
No. Of course you don't.
Just... Just a quick one.
Super Bargain's 12 Day Cocktail Advent Calendar
Reindeer up on the roof. Santa suit layin' on the ground.
Merry Christmas.
Which is why they'll probably get lumps of coal in their stockings.
I wrote Santa a letter every week that year.
Now, this year Santa's not goin' out in a sleigh.
No, he's not. He's a psychiatrist.
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- Miracle On 34th Street, starring Natalie Wood and... - To hear sleigh bells in the snow...
- W-What? - I heard a clatter.
we're not just about makin' a profit in quality toys.
Kriss Kringle.
- Thanks. - But this is a dream.
But here is our preliminary...
I don't have a lot of time.
Sorry, um, the dry cleaner in my neighborhood went up in smoke.
- Bye, dudes! - Scott.
Whatever. Their, uh, antlers give them...
- Freeze! - What the...
some waitress gave you pajamas?
Charlie!
Ah, just kidding. Okay, up with the shirt.
- 1200 years? - That's right.
We are very concerned about this.
- Here. - The Santa Claus?
- We were so worried about you. Look at you. - Mom, put me down. Stop kissing me!
"BEE STING. EVIDENTLY I'M ALLERGIC" (WHAT I LOOK LIKE AFTER ALL OF THE HOLIDAY FOOD
HOW COULD I HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU CHARLIE? YOU COULDNUNT
Christmas morning came and...
- Come on, Charlie, we're going home. - But we just started.
- Charlie? - Charlie. - Oh, my God, Charlie.
Plot holes? Why can't we both think of it as just a great movie and forget about it?
Okay, hmm?
No, I think I'm going to go into the family business.
Alexa!
Christmas came. No wienie whistle.
- No, Charlie. No, no, no. - No! No, wait, Charlie.
Oh, oh, look, Judy. Look. Look over there.
To wish you now and all the year
Boy, I really wanted a "Mystery Date" game.
I'll have a salad and iced tea and dressing on the side.
What happens When the Dolphins win
I was joking, okay? I'm sorry. I was just kiddin' around.
Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
harry i won! i won! i hit the double bingo! wahhhhhhh! come on i'm taking you all to Cafe Le Ritz! t. i took you to The Flipper. The Flipper? i don't remember going to the flipper it was that comb you found that comb in the boulabiaisse. oh yeah-- i like that joint!
Now... grab hold of my hand.
George we'll just put Marley in bed and check her tempreture George we'll just get and hangover and not argue with Marley
The Santa Clause (1994)
He told him that there was a Santa Claus.
Audrey Last Summer “They all look like they’ve got key lime disease”
- But then this is Scott we're talking about and I... - Laura, the point.
You bet I did.
I’m in big trouble
- So now you're Santa, okay? - A question.
Up there! Do you see it? Hey, do you see it?
Look, you put a "P" next to the kids who are nice and a "C" next to the naughty ones.
What about this? Remember all the neat stuff inside?
We shared a bowl of sugar; did some shots of brown liquor;
Sorry, um, the dry cleaner in my neighbourhood went up in smoke.
But to... to take away his visitation rights.
Pearson Home Incoming
Hold it! Hold... Oh! Hold it!
Denial. You don't even know what that means.
Well, perhaps this is a good time to bring up the psychiatrist.
Im in big trouble!
Nice teeth
Oh, there's the problem right there.
Something's wrong with the mirror.
Me in stat
Oh, wait. Wait. Judy was the name of the waitress at the restaurant last night.
Dad! (GRUNTS)
Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did...
wonderful.
You know, I knew it. I knew that... that something was going on. I just... I...