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No. Of course you don't.
Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
Okay, okay, so maybe I'm having second thoughts, kind of. I just...
Up there! Do you see it? Hey, do you see it?
- Bye, dudes! - Scott.
wonderful.
Hold it! Hold... Oh! Hold it!
I wrote Santa a letter every week that year.
I don't have a lot of time.
What about this? Remember all the neat stuff inside?
- So now you're Santa, okay? - A question.
Now... grab hold of my hand.
To wish you now and all the year
Me in stat
Christmas came. No wienie whistle.
Reindeer up on the roof. Santa suit layin' on the ground.
Audrey Last Summer “They all look like they’ve got key lime disease”
Christmas morning came and...
I've gained 45 pounds in a week!
Sorry, um, the dry cleaner in my neighbourhood went up in smoke.
Charlie!
Ah, just kidding. Okay, up with the shirt.
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Alexa!
Now, this year Santa's not goin' out in a sleigh.
It just... sort of grows out of them.
- No, Charlie. No, no, no. - No! No, wait, Charlie.
- W-What? - I heard a clatter.
He's not a doctor He's a psychiatrist
Which is why they'll probably get lumps of coal in their stockings.
He told him that there was a Santa Claus.
No, he's not. He's a psychiatrist.
How it be after the holidays
Once I figure out who ya are, I'll... I'll give you a lift back to the mall.
It's, um... Well, it's...
- Freeze! - What the...
Look, you put a "P" next to the kids who are nice and a "C" next to the naughty ones.
- Come on, Charlie, we're going home. - But we just started.
Elves with attitude.
We shared a bowl of sugar; did some shots of brown liquor;
Whatever. Their, uh, antlers give them...
No, I think I'm going to go into the family business.
I'll have a salad and iced tea and dressing on the side.
- 1200 years? - That's right.
Kriss Kringle.
But here is our preliminary...
we're not just about makin' a profit in quality toys.
And, you know Neal. Well, he sat him down and...
- Charlie? - Charlie. - Oh, my God, Charlie.
- But then this is Scott we're talking about and I... - Laura, the point.
I’m in big trouble
I was joking, okay? I'm sorry. I was just kiddin' around.
- You S. C? - Scott Calvin, that's me.
Okay, hmm?
Well, perhaps this is a good time to bring up the psychiatrist.
- Here. - The Santa Claus?
Merry Christmas.
Nothing. It's just... I had this really strange dream.
Boy, I really wanted a "Mystery Date" game.
Nice teeth
Just... Just a quick one.
You know, I knew it. I knew that... that something was going on. I just... I...
Sorry, um, the dry cleaner in my neighborhood went up in smoke.
Oh, oh, look, Judy. Look. Look over there.
- Hey! - He's my ex-husband, and he's already up the chimney.
Thanks for a great night at the North Pole
HOW COULD I HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU CHARLIE? YOU COULDNUNT
Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.
Denial. You don't even know what that means.
They're supposed to look funny. They're elves.
You bet I did.
"I hope the guy that lives here is a TAILOR!"
Something's wrong with the mirror.
harry i won! i won! i hit the double bingo! wahhhhhhh! come on i'm taking you all to Cafe Le Ritz! t. i took you to The Flipper. The Flipper? i don't remember going to the flipper it was that comb you found that comb in the boulabiaisse. oh yeah-- i like that joint!
YouTube
We are very concerned about this.
Super Bargain's 12 Day Cocktail Advent Calendar
- Miracle On 34th Street, starring Natalie Wood and... - To hear sleigh bells in the snow...
- We were so worried about you. Look at you. - Mom, put me down. Stop kissing me!
Oh, there's the problem right there.
Oh, wait. Wait. Judy was the name of the waitress at the restaurant last night.
George we'll just put Marley in bed and check her tempreture George we'll just get and hangover and not argue with Marley
- Just like the poem. - Just like the poem?
The Santa Clause (1994)
Ho!
some waitress gave you pajamas?
Im in big trouble!
Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did...
- Have you ever seen a reindeer fly? - Yes.
"BEE STING. EVIDENTLY I'M ALLERGIC" (WHAT I LOOK LIKE AFTER ALL OF THE HOLIDAY FOOD
But to... to take away his visitation rights.
We're a family.
What?
What happens When the Dolphins win
Pearson Home Incoming
I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked. Ha!
- Thanks. - But this is a dream.