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with my stats than I was winning.
Well, in Canada it's free. Is that what you mean?
Man, don't make me do that, please.
And you were the one who put me up to it.
Motherfuck me!
I'll bring out the sculpture.
You posted some asinine shit about me being more concerned
We appreciate that, boys. Have fun.
♪ Let me see you pop, Lil' Sally ♪
stayed out of trouble, had an All-Pro season.
It was a pleasure seeing you.
we're one and the same.
♪ Flippin' chickens, whip it, getting money ♪
♪ Catch it coming, got to keep it on the low ♪
You could wear your watch while you... shit!
What's that?
- Uh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
- You better call him. - What, and ruin the guy's birthday?
unless it's Jerry Springer.
And as always, his mouth wrote a check that his ass couldn't cash.
Where's ownership on this?
Eh, not really.
- Okay. - (HORN HONKS)
- Ah! - (CHEERING)
One thing you forgot to mention
All right, Dolphin fan all your life?
T, come on, man. Respect the ladies.
- Hold this for me. - No.
Don't be ridiculous. You got to put yourself out there.
Tell everybody what you've been up to.
♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪
Sorry about bringing the Sizz along.
for two guys who played on the same side of the ball?
What's up, big dog? How you doing, man?
(LAUGHS) All right.
- You know I like to cast a long shadow. - Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
♪ Let me see you rock, Lil' Sally ♪
Hey, man, I'm waiting on the Kool-Aid man to crash through the house.
Ah, thank you. Thank you.
Really. It was a great idea and I'm glad I agreed to do it.
All right, brother, see you.
But he says I'm not really screaming at him,
You were a dirty player and you was weak as fuck.
- Huh. - Should be a great season.