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You're close. It's his former teammate.
(SIGHS)
That one's for Sizz, bitch.
♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪
Without dental hygiene you ain't got shit
- Man up, man. Be brave. - JAY: What's the worst that's gonna happen?
no hos. No hos, Dennis.
Spence, tried to get you out here a bunch as a football player,
to gamble on that god-awful real estate deal,
I might run for president.
- JOE: Four more years! - Four more years.
♪ No ticking time like hand on the rope ♪
♪ Shake that ass a little lower, lower ♪
♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪
♪ We ain't gonna waste no time ♪
- Siefert called. - What'd that asshole have to say?
Shit, I'm glad you think so.
Something more sophisticated.
♪ Eh, came in the game, getting money ♪
TTD AKA TIME TO DANCE
♪ A nigga plug bless a nigga with a whole ♪
What are you, Walt Disney all of a sudden?
Listen, when the owner's on the line,
Our boy just put the verbal smackdown on Sizzle.
to have such distinguished guests with us here this afternoon.
♪ Nigga feel beautiful ♪
That was totally meant to be a private message
It was bananas.
but he's my favorite party companion.
But truth is, you do hype your stats a lot all the time.
♪ Bitch, I'm the man ♪
I'm just saying if there's somebody that you need to be going after,
Dolphins should be backing up that money truck any day now.
Your life gonna change for the better.
You got all the Dolphins legends out.
I mean, that's what your family is for, right?
- Yeah! - Happy birthday.