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It's the first practice of the new season for the Mighty Ducks junior division.

I don't know what to say. Yes.

Last thing he needs is for you to go in and rescue him all the time.

It's gonna make nine-to-eleven seem like kid stuff and this roster's not yet set.

You always want to fight for the little guy.

(CLEARS THROAT) So, Logan, we were thinking, um,

We're letting him go.

I don't have to submit to some lame parenting test from you.

Okay. Okay, that's it. I'm done.

You hate hockey? You run an ice rink.

-I'll give you a hand. -EVAN: Why do I friggin' bother?

Come on, let's go. We're late. Woo-hoo!

(SINGING ALONG)

You tell off the old team. You set up the new one.

-We got a hot tub, so, yeah. -Nice.

I'll find a coach. I'll find a rink.

But the second I was cut from the team, they cut me from their lives.

We're gonna go to a store and we're gonna buy all the cheese puffs

he won't come out of his room.

-COMMENTATOR: Another huge stop! -I don't know. Let's see.

-EVAN: Come on in! -Hi.

Now it's time for the ceremonial team skate.

She had to take her twins to hockey practice.

It was awesome being part of the cool kids,

It was the one time and I was running late.

Weird, huh? I'm sorry, I'm being rude. Would you like some?

Right. But isn't that kind of, um...

You're just as bad as they are.

who've been told that they're too small or too slow.

Uh, what happens to the people after the three-month gym membership's over?

We got tons of kids who I don't know at all.

(EVAN GROANING)

COACH T: These parents are serious, all right?

Close. But you missed the cone.

COACH T: Change!