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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, right. Right. (CHUCKLES) This one works so hard and such a great attitude.
No, no.
(GASPS)
Ugh, I know. I went online, like, ten minutes after the stuff opened,
Totally different now.
I thought we would find more players. Team Day's tomorrow.
-BOY: Comin' through! Oh, yeah! -(CRASHES)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON EARPHONES)
You sure that's the name you wanna go with?
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Bloomington Bears.
GORDON: Hey!
Oh! I have an idea. What if I AirDrop everyone in here about the new team?
Yes, it is.
(COACH T WHISTLING)
Ah. I know. I'm in the car, actually.
Just me, Nick and Logan.
Hmm.
But wait. Who's gonna be your coach?
I hate hockey and I don't like kids.
Why isn't it up to you?
And I'm...
Here we go! Here we go!
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION CONTINUES)
I'm looking for the manager. Are you the manager?
Well, there's plenty of room here.
What's going on?
Hey, were you some sort of professional hockey player?
As reigning state champions, the Ducks are honored to host this event again.
-Evan, sir. -You gotta lay off your mom, Evan.
I can barely afford to keep the ice frozen.
So, we still hang at your place after?
Look, I can skate. It's fine. Don't... I don't even remember it.
SAM: Okay. EVAN: Yeah!
Can I borrow a bathing suit, or is that weird?
(GRUNTING)
Parents trying to engineer their kids' entire lives.
Oh, come on, now.
You're telling my son, "Don't bother."