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- Who's this? - Hey. Oh, that's my friend Mark.
Hey. Fine. I'll go find it. Fuck.
Hello?
You need to sit your lil sexy ass down...
- Save it for next time. - I'll take that rain check.
It's almost a shame to smoke it.
I wish I had that.
Got two TVs and radio. That's pretty rad.
- Take that shit to the next level, eh? - Okay, I will.
And this here, Spanish Trampoline.
- Get it. - Die. Yes.
NuComfort
Yall fuck on your own time , man
No, you're not dying, man.
You are going to light these two ends while I light this end.
Dale Denton. Nice to meet you, bro.
Okay, yeah… We’ll definitely hit the Casino up
It’s almost a shame to drink it
- Why not? Let's do it. - Come on down!
Here's good.
I knew you were going soft.
Oh, my.
Gonna die.
The belt buckle. Best friends forever.
So get this:
It's a miracle. I think we should all take a moment...
First things first.
Oh, big sexy with glasses.
Well lookie here Me.Folgers
- We're here. Saul's gone. - And Mathe...
No, because he died three months ago, okay?
He's whispering to another man.
I thought The Recap season was over!
I can't believe I'm in this situation right now because of you...
I just talked to my mom, and they are so excited you're coming for dinner.
Open your heart to someone who deserves you.
Crazy with them names, ain't you, T?
When she offers to give you a handjob
If theres one quality I hate in a person And thats "Lingering"
I know this sounds weird, but can we be best friends? Just us, for real?
No. Come on.
Sa? I! Sa? I!
- Smell it. - Okay.
Time to suck Israel’s dick!
Seriously. You guys are, like, both of my best friends.
A little sometimes. She has a couple...
The police were in on it. Could have flagged credit cards. They'll find us.
May I call you Faye?
You're the coolest I've ever had. They were all dicks.
He's obviously working with Saul.
Dale, no!
- Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers. - Oh, man.
Dad, he'll be here.
...and the fucking Shins.
Saul.
I take the hit? That's how it's gonna be?
OG Kush.
Do you know what today is?
If anybody asks, Denton killed Pete.
You fucking did it, man.
Don't move. Don't you move. This shit hurts.
Do you use the pool over here?
We painted the wall with his brain. Painted it.
I seent it!
- You murdered, man. - Not a big deal. That's cool.
Tell us everything, now!
When the homie Keep leveling up
Isay... i knew you gone soft.
I bet I’ll get to the bottom of this
That's a dinner reservation you gonna miss.
I love you. Do you love me?
Son of a bitch!
- You're sure we can trust this guy? - Yo, Red.
I wanna live in there
What was that?
Okay, I know I sold y'all out. I've been a son of a bitch and a shitty friend.
Come here!
What skin color were they?
- Where's your gun? - I don't need it.
- I did. - Did you break it?
I fucking love you, dog.
Okay. Okay. That makes sense. It makes sense.
It belongs to me.
- Two months. - I gotta ask, man.
- Let's go. - Wait. Get the handcuff keys, you idiot.
- That's the lady cop. - Who's that?
Garagely
- You ever smoke one of those? - You can smoke this?
Oh, no. What the hell was that? What is that?
You were cold & I clothed you
Wait. Where are we going?
No, I'm good. Thank you, though.
Knickknacks is slipping..
Fuck you!
I thought hurricane season was over.
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
You can just kind of dip your toes into.
Look, man, I'll call 911 right now.
- You threw an ashtray at his face. - You hit me, man.
Wait…. What do you mean you’re down the hill?
I fucking love you, dog. Fucking love you.
- This is so exciting. - Okay, okay.
...
next time i'm at adventure world i'll get uber eats in case i get a craving. and i'll also get a trinta cup just in case i have to drink anything. and i'll get a barf bucket just in case i get sick. ok then.
You've been served. You've been served.
Tuesday It’s my cat’s birthday today
Keep your eyes on the road.
Who is it?
- Right? - That's how they got Saddam.
- Let's get out of here! - Fuck!
You make me call my good friend, send him into a booby trap.
Yea
I didn't mean that.
heard that, didn't want to , but I heard that
No, no, no. I'm going alone.
- Yes. - This is the product of baby fucking.
...to make that up to you except by saving your life.
Let's say he actually found the roach.
I mean, like, the sack of weed.
Red, don't do it!
¿Qué diablos significa eso? What the fuck does that mean?
JF recalling memories with Amber Heard
You're like, totally fucking Gong Show'ed, man.
I just saw some crazy shit. Please. Let me in.
Kind of, I guess.
- Help! - My ear.
No, man. It happened because those kids Couldn’t keep their shit on the down low.
He's just, like, an asshole.
Dale, wait. Wait.
Wait.
This is teamwork. This is a partnership. We are in this together.
....
...and I wanna let you know I'll do anything to make it work.
Don't tell anybody that you sold it to me.
I’m like the nerd at the sleepover.
Anyway, I should really get going, man. I gotta go.
“Kill that motherfucker.” I'm gonna kill your motherfucking ass.
Safety. Safety first, then teamwork
It means like…you haven’t done something but you will do it...
What you getting on my case for? I have more than you.
Kimono dawg
- Okay. - Okay. Okay.
And now this Dale Denton guy? You serious?
...I smoked, like, 10 doobies...
I got glass in my ass.
All right. Are you using protection?
I'm scared, Saul. I'm scared.
Fuck you!
I'd love to have dinner with you and your parents tomorrow night.
- Do you have any Percocet, please? - Percocet?
Stuff your sorries in a sack. It's not your fault.
Is that the bubbe that's on 41 st and River Street?
Like, I never wanna kill anybody else again.
How did this happen?
Hey, let me ask you something.
Business For the Business man!
We can't. The police were the murderers.
Well lookie here mr Folgers!
i thought basketball season was over
7 Days to Die like?
What the fuck is ...? What is it, Spanish ...?
- How much money you guys got? - Come on.
- If you do... - He's got a piece.
- Get in here. - Coming in.
Sucka my balls, two times.
Come onnn!
Okay.
What do you mean?
Buzz it in three seconds exactly.
This is Ofticer Barbara. Requesting an update on fugitive Dale Denton.
Private Miller, answer the question.
- What? - It really... It sucks for my ego.
Get out of my car. I can't believe you think it's an option.
Like me bitch
Yeah, for real.
4t t55t
And we have hosted violence in our home because of it.
- So fucked up. - No. Don't let him “gonna.”
You lost it playing Bid Whist? You pimp.
I think it’s consensual