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Yeah.
...I have no faith left in humanity, period.
Fuck!
Did you shoot that guy?
- That's why it sucks. - Are you on meth again?
how can i explain this to you differently?
What's down there? Fucking Rancor?
Yeah, I wanna show them you're in good hands. Yeah.
You're glad you dipped your pen in my ink.
And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked...
Hey. In here.
...triangulate these things, man, or, like, trace them.
I said I might be able to go, so why is she doing that already?
Yes! Yes! We made it! All right, man.
Fish tacos.
Tell me. In 45 minutes, I gotta go have dinner with my wife.
Bullshit.
How could he connect the Pineapple Express weed to you?
Steph
We gotta get more leverage-y. Okay.
No, no, there might be more bad guys up there.
Red said he'd be here.
Lingerer
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My bubbe... Man, my bubbe's gonna be so pissed.
He'll be, “Yeah, I sold it to Saul.” Why wouldn't he?
And now because of that, you've been served.
Vietcong?
Fuck Jeff the trainer man
This is my cat's birthday today.
Nice! Look out! Tree, tree, tree!
I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
Frisk me
What the fuck is that?
Ted's the man.
- You're paranoid. - He's acting weird.
Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed to?
Only reason I started selling pot...
What?
I'm Dale, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you.
...by lawyers to hand out legal documents.
- All right? - Thank you.
Utility on this bitch
What do you mean, it's dead?
- Making me a shitty person. - Is he Asian?
No retreat, no surrender.
THE ASIANS OWN THE CASINO, TED
Not my style.
My groin... I mean, I felt like a wishbone.
- Come on. - Purple Nurple?
I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.
Dale, Saul, the Asians. Every last one of them.
What? You sucked on her titties?
...something, selling weed who works with some guy, Dale Denton.
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You ain't got no friends motherfucker.
- Be taller. - Be stronger.
So they must have heard... They know someone was out there.
I'm sorry, man. Look, come back.
Hey Straight Nose.... Suck my BALLS! TWOO TIMES!
- Giving lessons about life. - Put me in my place.
How many cops does he have on his payroll? Tell us.
Dale, I get your point. Thanks for your input. Next caller, please.
I killed six guys, I think. How many guys did you ...?
Well, that's my 75 technically. So I have $78 and you have nothing.
Lookit there. Lookit there.
If you didn't sell those drugs, I would have no idea who you were...
Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.
Dale who?
it's very fucking annoying, alright?
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...because when Ted gets here, he's gonna be like:
Get up. Yeah. Nice.
Utility on this bitch
- What did they look like? - One of them was very tall and sloppy.
Well, did he say anything else?
Look what im wearing, Komono Dog, what are you wearing?
Private, we need you to be serious.
You don't see that you have stooped way, way below...
Fucking sick, man. You know how many joints we've shared?
Fuck.
HODLERS BUYING WHEN THE BOTTOM IS IN
Come on!
fucking kyles..
What do you mean, off day?
Allison I swear to god you do something or I’m gonna...
He ain't getting any of that Pineapple Express.
- I fucked up... - I was a dick to you, man. I'm sorry.
Anything we might need. Snacks, food, Fruit Roll-Ups.
Illegal!
- Of the Opera? - Yeah.
...but one minute from right now, I'm gonna eat some food.
I think I know who that bitch was….
- Drive, drive. - Who the fuck is that?
Maybe. Well, I'll be back in an hour.
If you buy gold i willl take you outside and fuck you in the street
And I'm gonna die in here with some casserole
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.
Who the fuck's Chachi?
Okay, you call this Mocha Milkshake.
I wonder.
Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers
If Red tells Ted's guys about my name...
No! No, no, no!
yes beryl jorritrayal? why is the L missing? because it was bumpy.
- Oh, shit. - Oh, they're here.
Introduce it? With what? My ween has been smashed
Sorry.
I don't know, but I ain't waiting to see.
- Liar. - What are you doing, man?
Bitch Slap
I'm Can't Believe What he Saw
Relax.
Okay, has anyone called asking about Saul or the Pineapple Express?
The chipotle....
Makes me more aeroydynamic when I pokecheck
- Go ahead. - Don't pay attention to what I'm saying.
I don't think I am either.
When that one person messageing ur girl Fuck me instead
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- Thanks. - Gotta admit, you're pretty good.
- Ever. - That's something you pretty much...
“This is great! This is the bee's knees, Item 9!”
You're in the jungle now, baby.
- Red? - Red?
He was a little fucker. Could've gone to hell.
If I'm at the hospital, if I'm here...
. .
- I hope not. - Listen, man.
They think they're your friend, but they're not.
Bubbe. Hey, guys.
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Okay, Private...
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- Suit. - Yeah. Exactly.
Fuckin busy bees
a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay?
So smile.
Come to me!
IT MAKES ME AERODYNAMIC WHEN I FIGHT. I CAN TAKE DANGER
You here to fix the fax machine?
You see that? There's no hair under here, okay?
It is Dale.
Slut life.
What did you do, rat me out? Is that what you did, you bastard?
Out of Warranty!
...because we were smoking marijuana.
Okay? And I know there's no way...
Yes. Okay. I got an idea. I got an idea. My belt buckle. My belt buckle.
Fuck The Police!
Who the fuck’s Chachi
- You happy now? - Yes.
Let me get my scale.
Attn:Juan carlos
I could talk all day about conspiracy theories, don’t get me started
You're alive.
Carol, she's cool now.
Got any madlo max?
- I don't know if they make those. - We should make the first one.
Fuck da Com-mish!
- Chris. - Chris.
- Fucking Kyle. - It might have been Kyle.
i can't curve it the spatchcock won't function and said to leanne V "look it's broken i'm recalling it." and sh'es like "well sorry! i'll get a new part for it." i mean marleen was informed. and then georgette says "oh so you think it's gonna be that way do ya?" and it wasen't even a 1 on 9 for pottery handover. i'm so shocked by it right now.
Happy Birthday Player
What the fuck do you want?
I
This is my cat's birthday today.
- Here you go. - Thanks.
He's not that, but he was outside Ted's house...
Think we're gonna have to kill him? I don't think I'm capable of murder.
What are you insinuating? Like, I'm forgetful?
Where am I?
You was ruthless, man.
It was like, “I don't even know your name, whoa.”
- Oh, great. Thanks a lot, asshole. - Sorry.
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I'll cover.
What the hell are you doing?
- When did it start? - At 0500. We're seven minutes in.
Shit. I wish we could just go nowhere.
Dad! Get off the phone. I told you I'm gonna call some hot bitches later...
Who the fuck is this Dale Denton?
You better hope it's clean. Better hope ain't shit on this record.
Yeah, no problem no problem no problem
...can't marry a woman or love a woman.
Deauxn't
Hello.
A, I use a bong. It filters out the addictive shit. Seriously.
Holy bejesus!