Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hi. - Shannon.
Bye, Fred.
Lingerer.
They're here to kill me.
I love you, Dad, but the dynamic in our relationship is about to change.
- Appreciate it. - Nice. Good to meet you, Mark.
Professional. Professional.
You're not maximizing your potential. Think this girl takes you seriously?
- Oh, shit. - What else?
He fucked up Matheson's face. Hit him with a pot of hot coffee.
- You're losing stuft. - Yeah.
You told me you wanna sit down, play dominos with me.
Great. Well, do you remember where he lives?
Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.
Makes me more aerodynamic When I pokecheck
You used to not give a fuck about discretion.
No problem, no problem, no problem.
Saul.
All right.
- No, don't. - Don't fuck us anywhere.
do you know what "all set" mean?
- Right. - Fuck. You're right, man.
Where do you think you're going, Mr. Wiggles?
Shut up, man. I have an idea now.
Now, I wanna finish this off so I can go home...
And that we became friends in the process...
I think he's crazy about murdering.
...armed to the teeth, and, as you can see, he shot Peter.
What did I tell you? What did I tell you?
FUCK JEFF MURWIN. THAT'S WHAT I SAY
Pandora doesn't go back in the box. He only comes out.
- All right. All right. - Yeah. Okay.
I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass.
I'm gonna go. I'll definitely go. I'll shuffle things around...
SMELLLLLLLL IT.
- You do smoke weed all day. - That's true.
All right, cool. Listen, I'm gonna come by.
I thought basketball season was over.
It's this thing, like, El Nino.
Do you think she'll drive me to the hospital?
I don't know. It's always something different, I guess.
Coty, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.
- I do, believe it or not. - It means, like, “to seem like.”
I wanna fuck her. I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow.
What's up with the suit?
Chicken fries
HODLers BUYING AGAIN IN THE BEAR MARKET
- Dr. Edgar Terrence? - Yes.
Weird.
Stop.
- Get it! - Jesus! Okay! Just stop!
I love you
Ava at 2am Time to suck today’s dick! That’s what I’m talking about.
Well, hey, wait a minute, man.
Fred's the man
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, Good Hunter
BFFF?
Phone.
- We're gonna be there in half an hour. - Perfect.
You are good, man. Seriously.
- Do you promise? - I promise.
He's great. He's a wonderful lab partner. He'll keep an eye on her.
Who's this?
He knows my name. He's acting weird.
It couldn't be 3 in the morning, could it?
...you guys go home...
Is it “uh-huh” or “uh-uh”?
Fuck the police
...and a police officer shoot somebody?
So please just take me back, please.
Xfinity messed with the wrong melon farmers
Then why have you been inviting me? I thought you wanted me to go.
Maybe I can just...
Chad is getting the snicklefritz
Alright. I’m in
How to get ready for the day
One love.
But I am the only guy in the whole city that has it.
You're my Hero!
Put them down. On the ground.
Butt-HOOOOOLE
They're basically out to kill you guys.
I thought hurricane season was over.
You ain't got style muthafucka
Do you think he has anything to do with the guy that we shot?
- Hi, Dale. - Hi. Okay.
Fucking lingerer man
you’re in the jungle now baby nigga what
I don't judge people based on things like that.
I know there's tons of guys that are gonna be trying to get on that shit.
Why can't we be out in the open? Why aren't we in a square right now?
The same rules don't apply to Red. He's a drug dealer.
I am somewhat immature, but you're more immature. I'm older.
COMPROMISED!
You ain't got no style, motherfucker.
Asians!
Daewoo Mothafucka
Dale!
Like, so excited. And so am I, but we're all really excited.
Oh, shit.
- What the fuck are you doing? - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- Yes, talk radio. - It's so boring, man.
And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass-turd when I'm there.
Because I'm high! Fuck! And it... What do you want ...? Okay. Jesus.
.
Ahhhh
I just... Look, I can't come.
My God, I just wanna shove it up my nose, have that smell all day.
Bucs ML My drought
Shit. Stupid motherfuckers.
...I wanna be a better friend to you, like I really am.
Cold sore? Does that mean fucking herpes?
- Go! I saw something! - Go! What did you see? Shut up!
I thought hail season was over.
Okay. All right. Okay, I'll talk.
When the homie Get a new spot
Me, after hiking in the woods all day.
Hey. Put that cross joint out.
Get bus tickets.
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
4050 and rolling
- Ding-dong. - Hey, Red!
- I know it sounds crazy. - Hide.
You just got killed by a daewoo lanos Motherfucker
- You're all dirty and bleeding. - No, I'm not. I'm here for dinner.
Wow Life
I thought The Recap season was over!
- Yeah, you got my number. - Okay.
I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical ointment on it.
Come here.
You made an "o" out of her butthole.
- I didn't do that. - He shot me.
- Y'all wanna buy some drugs? - Frisk me.
100 Millions de vues en 90 jours
That's a reservation I'll make.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
If marijuana is not legal within the next five years...
We Should Hit Up The Casino Again. It's Been A While.
...and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me...
You’ve been served
I didn't want you to be my best friend.
- Hello? - Hello.
...but this guy is so far beneath you. You deserve much better.
- Fine. - “Fine”?
- Oh, great. - Saul.
- Why? - She's already planning on couscous.
Clit seeking missiles
No, he's not.
I'm just as nice as you are. So don't bring that out.
Bullshit
Fuck.
- Really? - Yeah, I'll be there for sure.
I'll boost you up, okay? And then you pull me up.
Okay, you know what? I deserved that.
Yeah I braided my afro. IT makes me aerodynamic when I play.
Good because I’m tired man
Bruce
You are a box of nerds Out of her butthole!
Obviously. We're friends.
...and just how on the verge of death am I now.
What, you wanna bathe in it?
Who the fucks Chachi!?
Joe’s the man…
The one where we played shuffleboard that one time?
Say something in Spanish. Go ahead. I dare you. Go ahead.
You've got T-minus 30 seconds to get off school property...
- No. - Yeah. Yeah.
I'm gonna call Angie.
- Why you doing this to me? - Why you doing this to me?
Red, it's your last chance, man.
Uh-uh
- Go ahead. - Sit on my couch...
Dale Denton comes flying in here like a madman...
YO Check this out
Get down, motherfucker!
Sit yo Lil sexy ass down and watch yo self
We can hear you in the group chat and it’s very fucking annoying. Aight?
- You killed... - I didn't wanna do that.