Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go easy. That's a big handful, guys. Come on.
Your brother's death will not be in vain.
Trying to get a Mother Fuckin Scholarship!
- Well, look who it is. - Hello, baby.
- Can you hold those? - Yeah.
Get me out of this room.
...and shoot my face off, okay? I'm sorry.
Belogus.
- Really? - Yeah.
But we should get bus tickets and leave, right?
- Sorry, man. - Thank you.
Herpes is for life
Thug Life
- Here. - Yeah, okay.
when she gives you a hand job five minutes into meeting her
Listen, man. You've been buying from me for, like, two months, right?
When she gives you a hand job Five minutes into meeting her
...like, when we're not even on them, you know?
Help me!
“Bong Mitzvah.” Hit it up.
- You wanna... Oh, fuck. - What?
And you'll blow a bunch of dudes and become a lesbian...
Right now, we're gonna get to the next caller, Dale Denton.
With eyes as red as the devils dick You're busted!
Time to suck today’s dick!
It took an hour for Jared to find it.
Holy shit!
- I'll cover for you. - Thanks.
I have horrible anorexia, and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry.
No, don't wanna. Look, we gotta get the F out of here.
Couscous. The food so nice, they named it twice.
This is great! This is the bee's knees, Item 9
Yes, he did.
- Sorry. - Yeah, nice. Peace out, homes.
No. I think we should stay.
That sounded mean. Just hearing it sounded mean.
It’s my cat’s birthday today
So I'm curious. What have those people done that you go...
...and, like, from seeing this asshole's nuts smashed with my Daewoo...
Come on. Let's get out of here.
If we just keep thinking like this, we're fucking gravy.
Yeah, Saul. Yeah, I'm fine, man. I just stubbed my toe.
- That... You killed him. - Okay, so I did murder somebody.
That's amazing. Well, got the weed?
Future. The future.
That’s true
You know what? It's over.
Is it really that rare?
Fuck all this, you know? Get him out of here.
Pierre....
- Okay. This is it. - All right. Let's do this.
We're not going. I'm coming back in a minute.
- How I look like an asshole. - You are one.
I’m so glad I dipped my pen in your ink.
When she offers to give you a handjob
I wanna be inside you, homes.
It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up.
I seen you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it.
And the Elephant Man.
Why the fuck not?
Subpoenas
That clearly just happened...
Yeah. Yes, it does.
I can't feel you.
My second favorite Matrix of Leadership holder…
They came in here, busted my house to shit.
Pull me up.
- That was such a good fight, man. - That was.
- Well, how much do you have? - Three bucks.
It’s Bobcat Mott let me in! Bobcat?!
This is, like, the apex of the vortex of joint engineering.
You think you was gonna get me, motherfucker, huh?
My first week back from winter break
Angie, I swear to God, you do something or I'm gonna...
- This is private. This is my wife. - I'm listening.
- What the fuck was that? - I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.
Damn it. I got one more on my leg.
This is brand-new carpet. You're tracking mud in here.
Wait… What do you mean they signed him
Oh, fuck!
You were cold and I clothed you.
And you can call it rude. You can call it whatever you want.
Bringing a camping toilet so the
Absolutely. You've got something there.
- Is it working? - I can't feel it.
They saw me seeing them shoot the guy.
THE ASIANS OWN The Casino, Ted!
- You want me to stay? - Yes.
You ate that banana out of that stripper’s snatch You wanted to do it
I'm just into Buddhism and I'm at peace with the fact...
I'm going in the other room and eat it, check my e-mail. I'm done.
- Did they follow you here? - I don't know. Look. Look. Okay.
I'm sorry, man.
What did you tell Ted?
I'm gonna become something.
What happened?
What we do in this life echoes in eternity.
Thank you so much for believing me, ma'am. Thank you.
I told you that the guy's name is Dale Denton.
Uh uh
Oh, shit!
Idle
Said they were gonna kill me.
No, it was just a guy.
U ain’t got no style
Come on up.
You used to not give a fuck about discretion.
What's a Gebert?
Well, I saw something.
It's 3:00 right now?
Hit-and-run, Mr. Denton. Hit-and-run.
At the time, I was like: But it was kind of funny.
They smashed one, threw the other in the woods to try to distract us.
- Hi, Mary. - Hi.
Do you know what that means?
Like someone fucked you up with a lunchbox
Fucked up, man.
I
Oh, shit.
I got nothing to be embarrassed about.
Like subpoenas to people who don't want them.
The battery is dead. It ceased to live.
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Opening to An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island 2000 VHS
I seen you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seen it.
- Where is he? - I don't know.
Troy, do me a favor, get oft the fucking phone!
Oh, crow.
Why don't you supersize it
What about your sack?
See what the dealio is.
I'll get help. I'll get help.
Time out. Time out.
Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.
Yes.
What's the significance of that?
We can't let him phone anyone, man.
I will take you outside and fuck you in the street!!
I'm cold.
I KNOW I'M A DISGUSTING PERSON
No problem, no problem, no problem.
Thank you.
Fuck Jeff Goldblum Man
100 Millions de vues en 90 Jours Illegal !!!!
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute
- I wanna be best friends. - Come here.
How did I get on you?
What was the question again, sir?
It's "Uh-Uh"
- You shot him. - Put the gun down.
Text me mofo
You ain't got no setup, motherfucker.
Cheung, it's Ted.
Pineapple Express.
This happens to every couple dating for three months.
Got that bong I got in Tel Aviv?
Me too. I should get the ear looked at.
It's actually very scientific I won't go into it right now.
You just got killed by a daewoo lanos Motherfucker
- What happened to the lady? - No. No.
Out of her vagina. Remember what you did? What did you do?
That's home entertainment.
Time to cook shit up tonight.
Sit yo little sexy ass down!
That's cool, man. What are you doing this weekend?
Is this where you're parked? Let's sally forth.
Tryna get a *** scholarship baby!
I let go, now just get this goddamn door off of me!
- This is my moment. - This is your moment.
I've been waiting for this. You burned my face!
Love it.
I have to take a shit.
Fuck.
Nora’s the man…
- What are you talking about? What? - What, you trying to abandon me?
I haven't used a gun since Uam.
When someone asks you a question n you don’t know the answer.
- Tuesday. - This is my cat's birthday today.
Yes. Yeah.
TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE NEXT LEVEL
...you chimp-fucking little bastard. Actually...
Be careful with that thing, man. Here's the cash, grab the stash.
We made it. Oh, we made it.
- I'll watch her ass for... - He's trying to be nice.
Fucking lingerer, man
We can hear you in the group chat and it’s very fucking annoying