Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Let go! Let go! Let go! - What the hell ...?

This is my cat's birthday today.

Shit has hit the fan. The lion will speak.

Well, Cheung, my friend, let me tell you.

And Red got this from Ted?

Here we go. Okay.

You ever dealt with a drug dealer? It's terrible, it's weird, it's awkward.

You ain't got no style muthafucka

I seent you do it. I seent it!

I'm telling Ted.

I buzzed it. Open the door when I buzz it.

It makes shitty movies better, you know?

Get those. I don't wanna run them over in the vacuum...

That can't be right.

I shot him. I don't have time for a fucking negotiation.

I want to. I can't. I have a job. I'm sorry. What do you want from me?

Your stupidity amazes me.

We can hear you outside and it's very fucking annoying, all right?

- He saved us? - Yeah.

You going down.

Got any Madlomax?

- Take it, motherfucker! - Time out!

Like a slice of butter melting on top of a big ole pile of flapjacks

Middle finger don't stop the clock Tick tock pal 5 minutes

They'll save your life, okay?

I was thinking, maybe they can...

I told you not to eat that lollipop out of the stripper's snatch

You've been served by the best, My Friend. Keep it real.

Smells like vomit in this house.

- We have to work through it. - No.

We should get a three-way one.

I'd never talk to anyone...

If Trump Wins..

The police were the murderers

I was like " i dont even know your name"

You think you was gonna get me, motherfucker, huh?

You think you was gonna get me, motherfucker, huh?

And where do you think your going Mr commish

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Well, I don't know if I like you either, man.

You're my hero.

I thought scale season was over

Dale! Dale! Dale! It's happening. I was eating a Fruit Roll...

- Thanks. - All right. Just be yourself.

Who tf is cha chi

You know, like, he saved my life.

What's that? Purple Granddaddy?

USE A FAKE NAME. GARAGELY

- I know me and you had our deal. - We've had some times.

That's okay. We won't put our dicks in your mouth.

We were camping.

- Okay. Sorry about that, sir. - Shut the fuck up.

This can be a gateway drug. Don't wanna move on to other things.

Dell that’s your loss, beacuse I’m a great friend

...Ted's gonna find me, man. He will.

See you, man. Nice.

I woke up like ... Shit. I slept for like 18 hours!

Record this conversation.

It’s my wife’s birthday

That'd be weird.

- Stand still. Stand still. - I'm still. I'm sorry.

You'll have a second wind.

It's Pineapple Express. Get your ass up.

The Asians own the casino, Ted.

...about the stuft that I do with you involving drugs.

Well, I don't know, man. I think I'm functioning right now.

- Where did you find them? - Found Saul at his grandmother's.

...to give me a hand job, like, within five minutes of meeting her.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Private Miller...

Why not? Car chase, gunshots.

- Here comes the airplane. - Look, like a baby.

how can i explain this to you differently

NATIVITY I SEENT IT

Mathewson you got British knights on Haven’t seen those since 1987!

Fuck Jeff goldblum

Iv been up in here trying to Get my balls snipped

Where are you going? What are you running from? Return to me now!

- You've been shot, like, seven times. - You gotta eat.

Sarah Suck my balls two times!!!

When someone gets a 'Perfect'

- I wanna live in here. - You wanna be it?

I'll take this badge off, get to the bottom of it.

What's this stuff called again?

What is a half? Your hand?

...duct-taped me to my grandfather's wheelchair.

And then they got me again right here.

So seriously, how gross does my ear look?

I couldn't agree more, Red. That's why I've come here, okay?

I could talk all day about euthanasia. Don't get me started.

I didn't wanna hurt you. It was like, “You better not leave here.”

- Ready. - Blast off.

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

You are a good salesman. You got it in you, man.

I wanna live in here

...get some cash and buy bus tickets?

I don't work for the law. The law works for me.

I'll have everything there is to know about this Dale Denton guy.

The topic of the day: New beginnings. Getting over losses.

I'm hungry I'm going home

Take That Shit To The Next Level

What we do in this life echoes an eternity

You brought the devil into my house.

- Really? - How many girls have you slept with?

chawhee… like an indian chief? what no… all dogs go to heaven

...and it's making ordinary people like you and me deal with those criminals.

- He's not Asian. - You're lying.

As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer.

It’s actually very spiritual I can’t get into it right now

- I'm looking through you. - Transparent.

You don't see what a fuck-up I am. I'm in no shape to be dated by anyone.

Her boyfriend I rubbed my balls on this backpack

Stuff your sorries in a sack

- A chauffeur? - No. No. What? No, I'm not...

Oh, shit. I see the guy I gotta serve. I'll call you back.

Belogus. Faye Belogus.

They’ll be getting the snicklefritz.

- I crashed into two cars. - Yeah.

yuck george don't put your wig on the side mirror! it's not a mannequin head! ew yuck faye boing and don't put your ears on the wheel it's not a lobe!

...and I think they've been following me.

I've been up in here trying to get a scholarship.

- Lingerer. - Hardcore.

I don't know who these people are, what they're capable of...

Tall Jeff goldblum

And you hurt damn near every one of them.

You need to sit your little sexy ass down, and watch me win 800 dollars

- Why would I wanna do that? - No, I mean if I got you a hand job.

We should definitely hit up the casino man I

- He got your ear, man. - He got my what?

Cool, man. Well, thanks. Good to see you.

Fuck this job And fuck you

- Holy shit. - I said, nobody shoot. You shot Pete.

Hey, this is Sam. Good morning.

We triangulated the cells.

Corrupt Police And Government Institutions Are Absolute Bullshit!!!

No, man. It happened because those kids...

I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass turd

Why do you never act like you care about anything?

I'm good, bro. I'm good.

You know what problem I have...

Maybe they can even trace them...

I don't want a moment. I don't want... Fine, go.

- Yes. - I hope not.