Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ain't got no style muthafucka
What are you talking about? You're out of your mind.
I do not trust you, sir.
- Exactly. - And you saw it?
cuando estas tranqui y tu vecino llama
It's the lady cop. They got Dale. Oh, shit.
I'll remember that for the rest of my life.
No. You just got caught too.
Because that's what you are. You're my best friend.
- What's up, players? - What's up?
What do you mean?
- It's not working. - Let me use my... I'll use my mouth.
And he has a really awesome hideout too. It's pretty badass.
- Yeah. - Help!
Give her a call
...and I see I need to paint the spot on the wall behind you.
...and learned some shit about life and stuff.
- No. What are you doing? - I'm saving you, amigo!
You've been YARNED.
I'm not high. Let's go.
What do you mean "apology?"
Take him downstairs. Get this asshole out of my sight.
Fuck the police!
Ted Jones, who knows. You know?
- You been crying? - Oh, my lip.
Please come back for me. Please come back.
and all a tent yes george yes new blood yes sweetie reow! boing faye ask to leave snoueuekebsusudiemeoefhwjness yes jauntafire! reow! start with yourself. yes reow!
and your addiction to candy corn. I cannot believe I'm here
I have no faith left in humanity Period
Fuck port
Where do I go?
You'll get into Godspeed Nou! Black Emperor...
- Hello? - Hey, Saul. Mind if I come by?
- So it's only 2:00. - Oh, no, it went forward an hour.
Nice.
Hang on one second, man.
She's gaining on us. She's behind us.
I thought The Recap season was over!
You was ruthless.
I'm the only guy you sold it to? The other guys got Snicklefritz?
...and this is the time. I got you your own line...
There is a fly in the ointment.
- I'm with her, actually. - Actually, this is my boyfriend.
That means so much to me and my parents.
- Wait, someone's coming. - Okay, okay, okay.
Freaking out. You're paranoid. Give him the phone.
...and watch yourself get killed now.
- Jesus! - Holy cock.
It's like God's vagina.
Yes. We made it. We're all safe, guys. We made it.
- Cocaine. Don't do that. - We don't fuck around.
Yall fuck on your own time
- Put the gun down! - Put down the gun.
- Hey, “Electric Avenue.” - I know, right?
Seth writes up case. Gives it to me. Me: You’ve just been served by the best. Keep it real.
Yeah, you know, it only sucks...
I know we've gone over this, but, like, 1000 pardons, 1000 pardons, please.
I’ve been taking Vicodin. That doesn’t really take the swelling down though.
- And leave me the best stash. - All right.
Did you hear slot machines?
- Hey. - So you're coming by tomorrow?
- It is bad. - That's a bullet burp.
We've reached a final conclusion on Item 9.
- Red! - You assholes.
Okay. Guy?
We'll never catch an animal.
Dale Denton: Not Asian. All right. Kill Red.
Shoot him, you dumb fuck!
Put the pipe down slowly JOE
It’s these jerk-offs
Bury the hatch. Sell the land. And dispose of him.
So did you dominate him??
- I'm jumping as high as I can. - Denton!
This, that's happening between us, this is normal.
Shit.
Wear shoes in their house!!
...and I'll be here in fucking Clark County doing shit-all.
That is pretty rad, but, like, let's say Ted calls him and is like:
What?
This one here, English Breeze. Charge $40 for these.
...or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street.
UFC 227
Red?
...I hated it, but my bubbe loves it.
I'm gonna use the telefono to call my wife, okay?
- You have scratches on your forehead. - Dude, you smell like shit.
You are so dumb.
How does that sound? Good?
Then it grows on you. It grows on you. Yeah.
- That's cool. Whatever. Kill or be killed. - I know.
Smell it on my sweater.
- I'll get you another bong. - It's my cat's birthday.
- Let's get the fuck out of here! - Okay, okay.
Shit. Dale.
Not my style.
This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had...
I saw brains and blood!
Painted it.
- You saved me. - You came back for me.
Okay, that's good. That's good.
...Caucasian son of cocksucker!
If I needed to.
- She must be proud of you. - She is proud of me.
- What? - Yeah.
Come on, man. Don't do that.
As sure as shit you will.
I feel pretty sure that I'm not an asshole.
Lots of dudes
- It's Dale Denton. Let me in, man? - Dale?
I freaked out. I panicked, okay?
Ted told me to kill him.
- And lie to him. - Is Saul Asian?
Audien’s the man…
oooooo i think i know who that bitch waz
Private Miller.
next time i go to adventure world i'm gonna get a trinta cup just in case i have to drink anything. and a barf bucket just in case i get sick. and un
Oh , yeah. Me and my bubble
Dude, I literally hear nothing.
It's better to cough.
Who gave you that lollipop? Let's go.
The first paige
We are not very functional when we're high. Which is all the time.
This ends now!
I thought the hurricane season was over.
- Don't do that, okay? - Yeah. Why not?
- Can I touch it? - Come here.
This is great This is the bees knees
I'm going home.
God...
Used to use this When I was a prostitute
Y'all fuck on your own time, man.
See, Dale, here, is a protest servant.
Or don't have a boyfriend at all for a while.
And the Asians are number-two in town...
- On the hood. On the hood. - Okay, okay.
- Stand back. Ted wants him alive. - Why you holding me back?
Barracudas.
Yes, Dale. That's what I said. It's Dale. Let me in.
What the fuck does that mean?
Wait. What do you mean
Because, you know, my bubbe's got season tickets to the opera...
- What's up, Chris? - Yo, hey, Saul.
Me 20 minutes into playing a VR game
They have for thousands of years. They're not gonna stop anytime soon.
I realize now that if you would take me back...
It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one.
Jake I knew you gone soft
There's one reason we know each other.
I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987.
What's his name? Denton? To finish the job.
You are fucking dead!
- You got more body mass. - Thick blood. Yeah, no, take it.
Come on, bitch. Come on, I'll twist your balls so tight.
...melting on top of a big old pile of flapjacks.
Dale, he's hurting me!
- What happened to you? - Nothing.
...behind Hannskarl Bandel, Madison Square Garden.
They kicked the hell out of me...
Little kids can take shits.
The Snicklefritz
Chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here. We got a lot of time to hang out.
You need to sit your little sexy ass down...
Donald trump be like
I'm sorry. Things just got out of hand.
- You'd get along with her. - Really?
Look, I need you to stay out here. Keep guard, okay?
HODLERS WHEN THE BOTTOM IS IN
If you don't wanna meet them, I don't want you to.
Its my dogs birthday today
- I'm not an asshole. - You are an asshole.
- How do you drive with one foot? - I don't know!
Stay out of here!
Fucking hand job, Dale.
Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed too?