Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How can I explain this to you differently?
Don Jr. Is Getting Snicklefritz.
...hit men over here last night, and I and my colleague...
I'm looking through you too...
- All right. Give me a hug. - Yeah. Okay.
That's true
Pull. Pull me. Come on, man.
I witnessed a murder, okay?
- We'll smash them. - Yeah, yeah.
It's a cold sore.
El Dorado.
- Give her a call. - I will.
Her yearbooks, report cards, her cell number is written...
- Right here. - I was just smoking...
No, no, no.
- That's right. You and me both. - Yeah, yeah.
Middle finger don't stop the clock
Biiiitch
Thank you.
Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.
SAFETY. SAFETY FIRST, THEN TEAMWORK.
@pelisparapublicar
Think about a hermit crab, okay?
Someone will pick us up, take us to Red's.
Jake I knew you's goin soft
Hands down, dopest dope I've ever smoked.
...and you're sexy.
This is so exciting
- I know. They are. - Fuck, man.
- He's my pot dealer. - He's your pot dealer?
How they're both disarmed and they're downstairs.
- Are you high? - What? No. I'm not high. Why ...?
And they kept asking questions about my grandson.
No, that's not at all what I'm... You know what?
Look, selling narcotics to my students is not decriminalized.
- Peace, brother. - Okay.
...and it's on my fridge.
You know... I'll run out of weed in a couple days. I'll come by, hang out.
- No, please. No, no, no. - Let's go over there and chill out.
You got the dough? There you go.
Hey, what's up, dudes?
Trapped.
Can't get the edge.
Year vs seconds graphs are ILLEGAL
...and have dinner with my wife for once.
- Is that Yiddish? - Yes. Yes, it is.
Who the fuck's Churchy?
They don't know it was you. Right?
Where are the boobies?
Me.
Eyes as red as the devil’s dick
You guys can wait as long as you want...
You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.
How'd you know that?
All right, homes. Good.
You've been served.
No problem. It's gonna be awesome.
Ugh I wish
Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Thanks Mott! Thanks man
You forgot me, you idiot! Come back!
Yes, he did. What was the interest rate you got?
Maybe the anal bead. Might... Depending on who it belongs to.
- Who? - I don't know.
Fred's the man
I'm gonna be designing buildings and what's he doing?
Make up some bullshit.
What are you talking about? I don't sell that shit.
You hit me with a DustBuster, man.
I like the drugs you sell. That's it.
Ugh I wish
I've had a near-death experience, and when that happens...
- Fall back! - Save me!
No, you wasn't. How did this happen?
You wise-ass.
And his brain flew every... I'm gonna be... I'm gonna throw up.
When you try to overtake someone and they speed up
As soon as we kill those sacks of shit tonight, Ted...
Hey, People?
Well, that's your loss, because I'm a great friend.
- We'll watch 227 and shit. - Definitely.
He's crushing my balls. Crushing my balls.
Time to suck today's dick!
UH-(h)UH
My mom has been shopping all day.
There you go.
It's like, the rarest.
In the woods, I gave you my jacket.
Fucking hide-and-seek.
They're drug dealers. I have reason to believe that they're drug dealers.
It's very scientific. I won't go into it right now.
Listen, I would appreciate it if both y'all would take your shoes off.
I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at 9.
Who is it?
My body...
Why don't you supersize it
Oh, I'm such a dick.
I though allergy season was over
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Them some drugs.
Where are you, you little fucker?
I love you guys.
I will take you outside and fuck you in the street
It's 4 o'-fucking-clock? Fuck me. No, man. That's bad.
That's a big hideout.
You are high as a fucking kite.
Flush
Lumbering, man
Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest beer known to mankind.
- We'll build a hot-air balloon and... - No.
Why do you never act like you care about anything?
- Thank you. - I don't appreciate that, but it's okay.
- I see your intentions. - I see your intestines and intentions.
- You didn't like me? - You liked him so much...
Don't worry, bro. Think about Evander Holyfield.
Lingered…
No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man.
I'm having dinner with my wife. She can tell.
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Anyways, yeah, dude, Wednesday. Wednesday trivia, man. Trivia
Giants after watching Saquon
This ain't over.
No, but if I'm 25 and the girl is 18 years old...
We'll walk back to the road. We'll hitchhike.
Percocet? What are you talking about I don’t sell that shit
Gravity.
All right, you listen to me, Cheung, you motherfucker!
Dudes, seriously, we're here for a reason. Just ask him.
Now I realize I'm lucky to have you as my best friend.
- Don't think I can handle danger? - What are you talking about?
Disguise.
She was gonna help, you made things worse.
Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, asshole.
I'm not trying to be enemies. I don't wanna be.
Your dick my mouth
Either I'm getting ready to die or I'm gonna take a massive shit.
Is it really disgusting or is it, like, kind of cool in a way?
I had you all over here for dinner. Fish tacos.
Your stupidity amazes me
Are you kidding?! You have the coolest job on earth!
I got feelings
Ted, what a surprise. What can I do for you?
- Almost the same number of syllables. - How much?
I'll take that because I have been an asshole, man.
...you know, in society, that might look bad.
A woman. A police woman and a guy, another guy, shot another guy...
Let's smoke this fucking thing.
[DONKEY KONG] NO NO STEVEN STEVEN PEARL AMETHYST GARNET AND SADIE GOT HIT BY A CAR!
- They're gone. - Well, find out what he knows.
You have repeatedly refused to trim the monkey tree...
I'm not your friend.
Nicole... I KNEW you gone soft!
I gotta say, I've had, like, a lot of weed dealers in my day.
How you like me now, huh?
You better be out. I'm not fucking with you.
Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.
I thought the hurricane season was over.
What? They saw you?
That's amazing.... Well the chipotle...
What's up? Tell us everything now.
I knew you gone soft
He's going for the phone to call Ted!
- Hello? - Troy?
Illegal!
I wronged him and I can't... I can't let it end like that.
- Oh, God. - Hey, there's bubbe.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Red!
Time to suck today's dick. That's what I'm talking about.
Want me to read your horoscope??