Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those Slushees.

- Okay. I'm gonna get us out. - No, you're not, but it's okay.

- Yeah, right. - Lay it on him.

This how you do me?

Should we touch each other's hands while we do it? Okay.

Garagely. I'll contact you.

I’m serious. Bish’s dick, Mike’s mouth.

You're more chill than me?

No. I'm out of bullets.

You’ve been served!

The monkey's out of the bottle man

You wanna wear my vest? It smell good.

- I like... - In process.

What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead.

Then tomorrow morning, we're gonna hunt these guys down.

You can call me Faye But I’m gonna call you stinkers

Fuck da Co-mmish!

It's like killing a unicorn...

- Get your hands off of me. - Shut up.

- Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man. - That's what I say.

- You equip yourself. - I'm equipping.

You fucking said you wouldn't tell. You sowed your own poison, man.

...is so I could put my bubbe in a nice retirement home.

Why do you never act like you care about anything?

Wake up, man! This place is gonna collapse! Come on!

Yeah, maybe we should go to the doctor.

You ain’t got no style mothafucka

That's all he got out of him.

...so I can serve them the papers.

...you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds.

You have reached the voice mailbox of...

Like, do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that.

You’ll come back as a dragon You’ll come back as Jude law

I don't know. They're shooting!

I feel like I can smell it.

Yeah, nice. Peace out, homes.

You know what? I'm feeling it.

No problem no problem no problem

- We're stuck in this room. - I love him.

Why don't you supersize it, bitch?

Definitely. All right, peace, brother.

No, man. I don't wanna get out.

You didn't know it. Now you know it, we'll all be best friends.

You don't get it. It doesn't really matter where I'm at.

wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

GET IT OUT!! SHOUT IT OFF THE ROOFTOPS!!

Time to suck today’s dick Right on

We'll go in the morning. It's better that way.

Why don't you ever act like it, huh?

I don't know. Call it.

I didn't buzz you in. How the monkey did you get in here?

You sowed your own poison man

Denton might've been a Jew. I don't know.

I had you all down at the property for dinner.. Italian sausage!

- “Hosted violence”? - He's a bad guy.

You guys wanna buy some chronic?

Anybody out there?

I will, and that's the last you'll ever hear from me, okay?

What do you want from me?

All this current system is doing...

Game over, motherfuckers! Everybody freeze!

You're the best guy I know.

It’s my cats birthday today

You don't want any trouble. We don't wanna give you trouble.

...and your addiction to marijuana. I cannot believe I'm here.

Safety first then teamwork

- Where were you? - I was there.

They kidnapped my grandson.

Ted Jones is slipping.

It’s actually very spiritual.. I won’t go into it right now

And the other guy, he was very good-looking...

- I have, like, the 75 that you gave me. - That's it?

You idiot. What the hell do you do?

Are you kidding?! You have the coolest job on earth!

I'm dating a high-school girl.

I can hear everything you're saying.

Dad refunding Alana for soap

So what? I throw roaches all over town.

So that's what I came here to do. I'm here to save my best friend.

I'm just wondering why you don't date a nice guy your own age.

Welcome to KRAD.

I always care about you.

You can be polite with your clean plates, but I'm gonna be eating food.

- Thank... - God.

Well, I'm Garth from Global Saviors, and...

I'm, like, a totally nice guy.

I'm gonna save you, man. I'm gonna save you.

- What? - What?

...that spills onto your neighbor's property.

I just did that to make it seem cool.

If by some miracle soft serve and ice cream met and fucked That would be custard

Oh, hey, I almost forgot.

Ahh cross joint huhh...

He's at a war right now with the Asians.

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute

Some guy with a fauxhawk let me in. He was leaving when I...

- I don't think so. - Because if he doesn't start to...

Just take it easy, buddy.

I know, I'm sorry about the clocks.

- What tree? - That one.

Dale Denton. He's with me.

It's weed. It's a joint. It's a roach.

It means that you are gonna go to college next year.

There's somebody else on the phone with him.

Carol used to be a little crazy, man. She used to throw tickle parties.

- You lied to me. - I did. I lied bigtime to you.

You'll come back as a dragon.

Time to suck Your dick hottie

Little kids can take shits

- Dale. - Angie?

I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. You let it out by accident?

We gotta call Red.

- Hey. - How you doing, buddy?

She's in high school, so as much as any high-school kid.

He sees that, he'll never get the fuck out of here.

And I'm glad we're partners.

I am not going to wake up murdered tomorrow

- He's with me. - I'm the good drug dealer.

I don't know. Let's just go... Go to a motel or a hotel and just hide out.

- That's amazing. - Shove it anywhere you like.

- We're friends. - I know we are.

Business for the businessman

Why beat around the bush, you know?

You'll come back as Jude Law.

Let's go to a motel or a hotel or a holiday inn

I didn't wanna think that that's what my life was.

...I feel like a...

Up in here Trying to get a mother fucking scholarship

Yeah, that's the way it was with my first husband.

Come on, don't say that. I just can't go. I have a job.

And you can call it rude, call it what you want. But I'm done with this

I don't... I mean, yeah. I don't know.

No. He could find the roach and say, “It's Pineapple Express.

It’s like, the thiccest.

...filled with all these strange disguises.

The BeDazzler guy broke your nose, tough man?

Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed.

...with, like, a bomb.

Wait, what do you mean The grill is off…?

- We should all be best friends. - We should.

I thought fire season was over