Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you're telling me you saw Ted Jones...

Prepare to suck the cock of karma!!

Wait….what do you mean, a tie?

Bobcat Mott is slipping..

I mean, she has a difterent last name.

You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great job.

Got to see her butthole

Don't... Look, we don't want to bring you in to what we're in, okay?

Okay, what do you know about Ted?

You're cold? Oh, I'm not cold at all. Here.

Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.

I'm not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow

One time, he got this girl...

Pineapple Express. They said it eight times.

He's got another one, in the side.

- Yeah, man. - No.

You are my drug dealer.

hands down the dopest (poem) I've ever smoked

It's on, so you better get your head out of your ass...

- Hold on. Let me get this lock, okay? - You better.

Motherfucking kill you!

Who is he? Where did he come from? I do not know.

Fucking Lingerer man

- Ted. - Ted Jones.

Like, euthanasia?

How can I explain differently

Gonna be kick-ass. I will watch her back for you.

War is upon you!

Okay, Private Miller?

...but he was short as shit.

Oh, this is my fault.

They not here, Ted.

We don't fuck around. Don't worry. Don't tell us what to do

I don't know. He could have a bunch. This dude is super well-connected.

Cornpop, used to be a little crazy man. He used to throw these tickle parties

I'm a teacher. You can't talk to me like that.

Time to suck today's dick

You're gonna dump me. So, fuck it, have a good time.

- He got your ear. - Fuck!

Can I have a piece of that?

- Right here. Good thinking. - Good idea. Yes, destroy it.

You guys got home Ec together too. That's cool.

We'll send someone in.

A cop, a lady and a guy? That's a massacre. You saw it?

Oh, man, it's fucking killing me. I feel like I popped one.

I just want them to see that.

Is that it? Maybe if we just hold it.

- You're the one that's immature. - I'm not immature. You're immature.

This went out, sir.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Finish it off with my mouth, pal. Let's go.

Seth Wrotes up case gives it to me. Me:

I'm a drug dealer. Are you saying you don't trust me?

- It was 12 or 13 percent. - That's disgusting.

I look like hamburger

You're a mean jerk.

Utility on this, bitch

- Robert, if I'm not mistaken. - Sit down, so we can eat.

Your gun? His gun?

Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine. Like today, I, like, sat in my car...

Its my dogs birthday today

Why don’t you play a real team? You fucking cocksucker

- Intros. - Great to meet you.

You don't look great.

Drug dealers are trying to kill me. And you. And my family.

May I have the Garagely room, please?

The legends are true.

I think I know who that bitch was

Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.

Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot.

- Angie, what did you do? - He's one of the drug dealers!

Hey, watch him.

Sorry, man. It was a stupid plan.

Get it going. Grab the scale. Let's get me out of here.

Who he's screwing, who's his mother, everything.

Safety first then teamwork

What do you mean "apology?"

- Got my persona. - Yeah, yeah.

It’s Tuesday?! Fuck me. No, man. That's bad.

...but Troy likes to trampoline so Spanish Trampoline.

And now you're hocking me about my grandson.

There's a good chance they went to my apartment...

Just because you're older.

Come on! Come on!

yes beryl braperette? what do you want? i want to do some sagaring in success.

It’s my cat’s birthday today

This is the future.

- Drop the fucking gun. - Don't shoot me!

Dale, anyway, I can't wait for next year when this bullshit's over.

Battlefield + Squad Battle Bit

Fuck Jeff Murwin, man. That's what I say

- What? - I hear something.

You each get as much as you can grab with one hand.

Creating a trifecta of veteran warming power

- Why'd you do that? - God!

Blood from my ear just...

What the fuck, man? You shot me in my stomach.

- Forty-five for these last three. - All right.

I'm just saying love has no age.

Don't hurt yourself. Adios.

- You are on the radio. - That's the radio. That's a DJ.

You get to smoke weed all day.

JT? He gets the snicklefritz

...are strong and handsome and really funny.

And we're, like, mad fucking tight, man.

- Brass tacks. - Yes.

- You're... You're alive. - What happened?

- Like, two and a half. - Two and a half?

I use a bong, it filters out the addictive shit Seriously!!!

I know, right?!?

...they sat down with me to play dominos.

Fuck Covid, man. That's what I say.

Just stop it, okay? Stop it or you're asking for war. Do you want a war?

I always cared about you. That's not what this is. Okay?

Time to suck today's dick. That's what I'm talking about. See you guys later.

- You know you gonna die, right? - Yeah.

Don't come. I don't care.

Where am I, man? What?

The monkey's out of the bottle man

Am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood leff?

Yo, check this out.

This is an old-fashioned escape mission, buddy.

Sexy motherfucker.

- Turn on the wipers! - It's not working!

Jose Ibarra undocumented or illegal

Mmm got some drugs

Asians? What Asians? Indians are technically Asian.

If you're a man, and you act heroic...

You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great girl.

Put it into maximum overdrive!

I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth

I should be kicking his fucking teeth in.

I'll be right back. Make this phone call.

Where you think your going mister wiggles

What? What do you mean ...? Why am I going down?

who's filling in for anderson overhousen? boti sap-miller.

- Shit. - So you have a son.

Are you kidd ...? You do. You have the easiest job on Earth.

Look at that, huh?

What more do you want? Want me to read your horoscope?

I thought the basketball season was over.

I saw someone murder someone else...

- This isn't funny anymore! - Dale!

You failed to show up for divorce proceedings...

Fuck! I think I pulled my groin!

Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.

- I know. - He said not to go to the police.

Trying to get a motherfucking sponsorship

You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole.

My second favorite civil engineer...

You wanna wear my vest It smell good