Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You didn't wanna meet my parents.

He fucking killed him.

Well, that would be true if you had saved me.

I don't know. What? Chinese? Or Korean or...

You sowed your own poison man

What are you talking about, my grandson?

Come on. Let's go.

A D in the face.

Look at this. See this?

- Yeah. - I remembered, man.

Dude, what happened to your eye?

Don't hurt yourself. Adios.

I been smelling something in this department.

Well, you convinced me they can. You were very convincing back there.

These guys are amazing.

smell it. smell it.

! You're In The Jungle Now Baby

It's like when my bubbe was always playing opera...

This is my boyfriend, Dale.

Time to suck today's dick!

...for fear that you've designed some object I'm around?

Creating a trifecta Of hamassholes entendre

- Don't. You stop it right now. - Stop it.

- What is this? - I'm joking.

...what emotions do you feel?

How’s it going Sporty Spice

...and then I went to go visit my girlfriend at lunch.

Now about in the park when I said that you were my friend?

Is that a condo? That us moving into an apartment together?

Red. Where'd you come from, man? Where'd he come from?

Fucking hand job, Dale. Imagine if I gave you a hand job.

- He's my... Oh, shit. Get down. - Dad!

At least I had an idea. You didn't, so shut up.

Not better than the Blue Oyster. It can't be. I can't handle that.

I’m sorry I’m sorry I'm sorry! Check!

Like a slice of butter...

I USE A BONG. IT FILTERS OUT THE

Open it! Open it! Open the door! Open it!

I don't know. Do you hear that?

My bubbie - I've gotta change her clocks Daylight Savings

Okay, here's what you do.

You can't instantly tell me that a man, because he's a certain age...

I USE A BONG. IT FILTERS OUT THE ADDICTIVE SHIT

I'm infected. My shit's all fucked up. I need medical attention.

I'm gonna flex and bust out of here.

Whoa, was the other guy Ted?

- What? - What was that?

Hey, Angie, what's happening?

- You don't know what love is. - I'm gonna date him.

I thought fire season was over

- It's “uh-uh.” - There it is, man.

You ain’t got no style muthafucka

- Yeah? - I just don't wanna lose you, Dale.

What am I gonna do? Besides stay in my home...

...or I call the liaison officer.

Fk’ing Kyle man! Lingerer. -Yeah, totally!

...and they had a baby.

...four times under court order, and you've been served.

Get some burritos or something.

- It was a woman or a man? - It was a police woman. A woman.

- You said they were cops, right? - They are, yeah.

...and process and service?

Thanks, man. I'm so sorry about everything.

Look, I come in peace, okay? I'm not here to fight you again.

Because I'm tired, man. Not feeling so hot.

Allison,I swear to god you say something and I’m gonna...

Oh, my God, they're shooting!

Just go out the back porch. I won't say anything.

You guys started it, man. I don't even wanna be here.

Some people get a taste for it, but I don't.

- Weird. - “Going to the casino”?

- No, man. - Yes.

Couldn't we just, like, sell some weed...

- We should hide. - Why?

me : my bestfriend :

I'm can't Believe What he saw

You need to sit your little sexy ass down... ...and watch yourself get killed now.

As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits!

No problem. I'm psyched too. It's gonna be awesome.

- Keep it on the down-low. - Don't tell anybody where you got it.

Red's, like, the middleman between, like, Ted and me.

Let's go. We need to begin to prematurely evacuate.

- Come on down. - Sweet. Be there.

Danger! Danger! Trees! Tree, tree! Squirrel!

- What are you doing? - Get out.

Can you guys understand me?

Fucking Kyle, man

No, you can't. This is private.

When your grandma slaps your face

It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.

Yo, Red, man. You alive?

I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling.

I don't wanna go near this guy.

This whole thing is my fault. I ruined your life.

It’s like, the thiccest!

Hey, Clark, how you doing, man? What's up?

No, man. It happened because those fuckin kids Couldn’t keep their shit on the down low

Alrighty, man, thanks. Have a good one.

- Motherfucker. - Okay, I'm sorry.

I tossed my roach.

Why not? What do I do?

I was mean. I was mean because, I think...

Saul, I'm talking to you. Dale, you're a new friend.

I'm gonna tear this ass up.

Red, you're crazy, man.

...made a little decoration on our window. Should have seen it.

We've been on the run together. He's a great friend. A good guy.

I Knew You Gone Soft

- I love you. - I love you.

And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked...

Kill motherfuckers with my hands.

Just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Luis crossing TSA

The Game? He gets the Montgomery..

- You're actually the only guy? - Yeah.

It makes sex feel better, for God's sakes.

There, I have Angie's name. They'll put that together, find her. Let's go.

- Truce. - Time in. Fuck you.

- You should listen. He's a lawyer. - You come with us.

Matheson, you got British Knights on.

- Really? - And then the smoke converges...

You ate a box of nerds Out of her butthole!!

He is. I'll tell you that, man. Saul is a good dude.

You lowered your expectations... ...of what you are worthy of.

I It’s my wife’s birthday

It's like, you're the first guy that I ever sold to that I became friends with.

Are you kidding?! You have the coolest job on earth!

Yo, look. I'm gonna say this one time.

- In the woods? - Yeah. Isn't that weird? I was...

- Don't. - Yeah.

It's, like, killing a unicorn With, like, a bomb

Red, I'm coming, baby.

- Yeah. - Oh, thank you.

Hey, you all right, man? That sounded pretty hectic.

Know those hearts that break up, “best friends”?

Imma die now probably

I lost my virginity when I was 14 years old.

- Hey, nice to meet you. - You too.

425, 425, what's your location?

It gets the dirt, mixes it in with the weed in a special way.

I heard that. I wish I didn't hear that, but I just heard that.

Maybe if we bury them, the reception will cut off and they won't be able to.

They're on the back porch. You can catch them if you hurry. Go.