Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why beat around the bush, you know?

- Go. Come on. - Go, go. Vamoose!

Now James Franco basically came out a nowhere and hit a film with a big brain yesterday And you already what I'm talking about i'm talking about James Franco's mistake joke

I’m gonna flex and bust out of here

Yeah, okay. Let’s definitely hit up the casino.

This Future... The future!

Look, it's like my thumb is my cock.

You know? Just ignore what I said. Call him. Give him a call.

Oh, shit! It's the lady cop! That's the murderer! Go!

Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in.

I gotta... I gotta get to Angie's. I have to make sure she's okay.

- Here's my piece. - All right.

I don't know. He was a big, gray-haired man...

I'm kind of in a hurry, man.

Legends never die, dude. I'll tell your story.

Well, how about a little fucking discretion here?

Chad is getting the snicklefritz

I’m not fucking with you!

This is my moment

Oh, man, no. This is lame of you, man.

Trump’s secret service Trump

I'm about to check that bathroom, I know that much.

Welcome Philadelphia eagles To the sit yo ass down room

We can't call the police. They were the murderers.

Time to suck today’s DICK

Well, then, get out. Come on, you're already dirty.

Not happening, Red.

It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

You'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon You'll come back as Troy Francisco

¿Qué diablos significa eso? What the fuck does that mean?

If theres one quality I hate in a person And thats "Lingering"

And we don't need the shampoos. Why did ...?

I know you are joe Pass the pipe

You and me, baby. Drop it now! Put the bag down!

I'm done with this. Let's talk. Let's try words.

All right! Look out!

- We all saved each other. - Yeah.

- It's Bruce. - Bruce? Who the fuck is this?

oh, big sexy with glasses

Fucking hand job, Dale. Imagine if I gave you a hand job.

They shot me, Denton.

Looks like Someone fucked you up with a coffee pot, man

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Hey. Hey, where we going? - This is General Brat.

But the worst part was...

My guy Red said he was giving me an exclusive sneak preview.

- Okay. - It's these jerk-offs. Have a seat.

Right, Dale. Good job. Listen, I can't go in the morning...

- Why? - I don't know.

- It's not your decision. - Love him?

That was a gunshot.

I'm totally glad I dipped in your ink, bro.

We should get out of town. That's probably our next move.

Two real big son of a bitches.

Did you check the rest of the house?

Best fucking friends forever, man. Seriously.

Her car's better.

Professional on this, bitch

I've been up in here tryna get a muhfuckin scholarship

- Hi, Mr. Edwards. - Can I help you?

Is this normal?

No, can we go tomorrow? Look, we're already here...

Suck on my ballz! Two time!

Voice in Ian’s head

I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth.

- Stay away from my family. Period. - So where do we go? What do we do?

Lets roll man I'm done with Zero-One Lets get the fuck out of here

- Days Inn. - Yes.

Look like someone fucked you up with a fastball

- Do you see it? - See what?

Me when I hear about coronavirus

I'm about to go get some celebratory Slushees.

Yeah? I see you don't have a visitor's badge. That's why I ask.

Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.

- Give it to me. - Come on.

Maybe it was ricochet.

You gonna give us something we can use?

How do you feel?

- It's true. - What Asians?

- Did they follow you here? - I don't know.

I can make it up. I forgot, “bro's before ho's.”

Go ahead and run, you little dipshit. I'll find you.

HODLERS BUYING AGAIN WHEN THE BOTTOM IS IN

No, I don't. Look, I'm gonna come clean.

When back to school starts in full swing and you get sick on the first day

Saul is the only guy who has Pineapple Express.

What you did there...I seent it.

Shut the fuck... Shut up, man!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, TARD DOG

- They know someone saw. - They know “someone.”

But you didn't save me.

And guess what? I just saw three students walking from back here...

So they could then find this house. They could come here.

I feel like something's happening here. Is that a boner?

Take his stash and burn this motherfucker down.

Answer the question.

Oh, all right, man. Come on up.

She's cool as hell, actually.

Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.

Put the pipe down slowly JOE

He can't, man. Only fucking Red knows.

Business for the business man

You know, I think that last caller had some undeniable points.

What's up, sir?

I should call Angie soon.

We'll go to a pay phone.

- I wanna meet Angie. - You'll meet her later, man. Look.

Two: Why are we underground right now, sir?

- I got it. - Get it.

They're in a drug war right now.

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos Melon farmer

Here, have a nice last meal

Today is his birthday...

It makes everything better. Makes food better. Makes music better.

It's like Red. I didn't like Red when I first met him.

You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.

You were hilarious today in drama class.

WHO THE FUCK'S CHACHI?

And I'm gonna get him back.

- Where are these fuckers? - We got them downstairs.

- All right. I'm in. - Let's do it.

because my bubbe... Gotta change her clocks. Daylight-savings.

Ted wants him alive, okay?

I can’t even sniff this thing on my own

- Go away! Go away! - I'm unarmed!

Don’t touch me I’m not your friend

I can't be addicted to marijuana.

I thought basketball season was over.

- We're leaving. I'm sorry. - Middle finger won't stop the clock.

Yeah, let’s definitely hit up the casino.

- All right, Clark. - Clark's a great guy.

It was Dale Denton. Dale Denton and Saul.

Smell it. Enjoy.

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker.

Not without me.

What do you mean, the battery's dead?

...couldn't keep their shit on the down-low.

Thanks for taking care of it.

Hands down dopest dope I’ve ever smoked

I'm on the hood. Come on.

- Wait, I feel it. - I feel it. Yes, okay.

…and watch me win 800 dollars

What's that guy's problem? Jesus.

Stop! Stop it! Stop it!

Who is after you, after Angie?

Shit. We slept for, like, 18 hours.

A powdered wig, a sombrero, leotards.

They got me right here.

Why don't you follow his lead and chill out?