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I should have liked them. But staring into the trunk, they didn't look elegant.
They were waiting to be adopted.
where, supposedly, intellect is ridiculed
It lightens the calories but retains the flavor.
Everyone goes to the movie. Could you step off the red carpet?
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
- Thanks. Wanna grab a drink? - please.
- Exactly. Do you want to sit? - You look amazing.
All right, fine, but I better be on the guest list.
seven for 1,000. You like?
The rest of me would grow back eventually.
Who am I to judge you? We all have our own paths in life.
- Could our lives get any weirder? - Nothing surprises me any more.
This was always on.
We missed you too.
There's a bargain!
- What are you doing? - I'm tasting my food.
- A disconnect? - Yeah. It's like a fuck-up.
- My marriage is a fake Fendi. - Excuse me?
- We have to leave. - We are.
He refuses to even talk about it.
- she's never had sex. - It's only been a month.
I really like it here.
I taped them to my body on the plane.
- Fuck Carrie Fisher! - Now we're angry again?
I got mugged!
- It's my bag. - she says it's her bag.
- I can't deal with Trey. - Calling might be more economical.