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- He hasn't seen Brazil. - A honeymoon to south America.
Great, thanks.
I told you, no prostitutes when you're house-sitting.
Where are the girls in the satin outfits and the Bunny ears?
I'm not a prostitute. I'm carrie Bradshaw.
- Are we having a problem? - Yes. This Bunny stole my bag.
Oh my God, that Bunny's got my bag.
- You can't smoke in here. - Relax, we're going.
somewhere between the Italian grotto and the petting zoo,
Tit soup
My father died of a heart attack. It runs in my family.
Instead of the fries a side of fruit with no grapes, and a half decaf skim.
I was just starting to feel like myself again and the rest of me would grow back eventually
- someone stole my fake Fendi. - Are you sure?
A slow one, yes.
- Carrie Bradshaw, New York star. - Are you on the list?
I love talking to you too.
That's where the guys here have New York men beat - real estate.
she took everything I've got.
- Why aren't you swallowing it? - You think I look this good by eating?
Where's the guy I shared beers with and made fun of happy people?
He made sizzling scallops, and after dinner things got even hotter.
- We make a fine looking couple. - Yes, we do.
cast off the red carpet and standing in my proper place on a parking lot.
Lew hadn't found inner peace, he'd found an eating disorder.
- You're a house-sitter? - personal assistant.